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Tell them you'll renew in return for a seat on the board.

Tell them to poke it. You back the club more than enough.

Did he fuck, that’s just how the club spinned it because he was away chatting them up when he should’ve been working The Huns pulled the plug on it when they found out how much he was on. Wiggy upped his wage on the back of interest from Sunderland.

The dislike of McInnes is almost complete

That's not how I remember it. Didn't he knock them back?

Nothing ends well with McInnes.

2 emails from the club and a phone call yesterday. Not on auto renewal. Expires Monday. What do we all think? Should I renew or nae?

The Huns are a bit funny with McInnes. It won’t end well

How much experience do you need to chuck a ball in a basket?

I thought the computer nerds who run Hearts didn't really want McInnes as manager anyway

I assume that the BBC will be on board, providing the Hun with an in-house mouthpiece to unsettle the hearts fans (and McInnes) destroying any goodwill between them and manager, regardless of outcome?

A feast of football to enjoy tonight. 8:00 pm - Qatar v Switzerland 11:00 pm - Brazil v Morocco 2:00 am - Haiti v Scotland 5:00 am - Australia v Türkiye Draw, Brazil, Scotland and Australia are my predictions.

It must be concomitant now.

The summer of pointing and laughing at Hearts might only just be starting. https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/derek-mcinnes-open-rangers-talks-37291115

Ten Sharp - You

When will southern imposters like you learn Wurzels (other than the fella from Penicuik) are Somersetian - not Aberdonian, or generically country dwellers. I can confirm, having lived in the AB postcode area from 1971-2001, that Miller et al all went through conversion therapy to spik right upon signing, and all 100% went to and owned chippers.

Aye, it's not quite the same here. A lot of excitement about the game, but everyone I have spoken to (us middle agers, basically) is mainly talking about the exceedingly awkward logistics of it all, and whether or not they'll bother watching it. It really is a bugger of a time. I'm still undecided whether to go to sleep and set the alarm, or just wait up. Can't really watch with the kids either (although they'd probably ruin it anyway). I've ruled out boozing entirely, as it's just too much hassle, and I won't be watching with mates either for the same reason. It's a weird paradox of having a massive desire to watch it, but can't be arsed with the actual action required. Normally I'd be very excited, because I'd have already watched the entire tournament, but I've only managed one match live, which was ruined by VAR. I'm not sure I'll even bother watching the other game from our group, which is not something I'd ever have said before.

Lenny Kravitz- I Belong To You

Not sure about everyone else but I’m like a kid at Christmas. Just want it to be 9pm my time!! Can’t wait!! At a loss for what to do today before the game!

And the Lord said, ‘Let there be chippys’

I bet your spiritual guide kens it's a fuckin chipper.

I answered a spiritual calling to the one true mother church of Pittodrie. You Wurzels just got lucky with geography That makes me the toppest of top reds

Who is this 'we' you mention? Those unfortunates not to have been born in an AB postcode area? We do try and accommodate you unfortunates, but 'chippy' is never acceptable. I'm away back to crunching my carrots.

Take That Hampden Park They were actually quite good. Weather was miserable as fuck. Belinda Carlisle and The Script were supporting. Didn't think Belinda had the voice for an outdoor gig like that and wasn't keen on The Script at all. My first time back at Hampden since 24/05/25 and was having a few flashbacks of that momentous day. Was also sitting close to where Shinnie recieved the trophy. The traffic down was a fucking nightmare though.

There are a few things that make Aberdonians look like the slack jawed carrot crunching yokels we all think you are 1. Singing ‘In your Glasgow Slums’ in places like Motherwell & Paisley 2. Saying ‘chipper’. Do you think Miller, McLeish and Ferguson called it a chipper? Did they fuck 3. The funny accent