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Agreed. Darren Mackie would have an amazing goals montage

Who are these Bungles of whom you speak

They fairly peter out after the first three minutes. Not sure those are highlights, rather times he touched the ball, or nearly touched the ball.

Main thing I take from that is it looks like Moroccan teams play in empty athletics stadiums!

Always wary of getting carried away with these highlight reels which are invariably put out there by agents BUT this guy looks like an upgrade on Yengi, Ambrose & Lazetic

Right, get the bets on. Austria to tank Algeria 3-0 Uzbeks to get a glorious draw against DRC, with Cannavaro playing the last ten Croatia get a man sent off for denying a goal scoring opportunity, and Ghana scored from the spot. With ten minutes to go, Croatia get another man sent off in controversial fashion. Ghana make it 2-0 in 90+4, and then in 90+10, they bundle the ball over the line to send Scotland through. Scotland v Mexico awarded to Mexico, 3-0, as the Scotland squad had already gone home and didn't think it was worth heading back for a spanking.

It's up now. They had to edit the footage on behalf of the US to include the AI generated depiction of the Iranian goal being offside, along with realistic portrayals of them being gutted at perhaps going out. Inside the ground it finished 2-1 and Iran were going nuts, pishing on a US flag in the centre circle.

Needs to be willing to take the service bus to training also

Anyway, went to the no spoilers page to watch the games, dripping with excitement. They've nae even got the Egypt game? Had to look up the score. Useless Egyptian fucks. The Bungles wid be turning in their graves.

The new Moroccan revolution. Just need a young midfielder that can perform bicycle kicks in all situations and we're sorted.

Aye, it's probably the last world cup. 2030 and 34 will be the same format as the 1942 and 46 world cups.

With climate change running its course, NZ and Fiji will both be under water by 2038*. At least that'll remove the need for 'hydration breaks'. *Maybe

Aye it's shite, but their solution will be a 64-team World Cup. They're already talking about New Zealand, Fiji and - my favourite part - the USA all co-hosting in 2038. Because that makes sense.

This competition format of a load of shite. We should just be out, not sitting wondering how many goals Austria might score against Algeria in a completely different group long after we've played our last game. Even if it weren't for the host nation refusing entry visas for fans, match officials and entire teams, the defacto introduction of 'quarters' in a football match, and the utterly obscene ticket prices, this shitty '8 Best 3rd placed teams' nonsense would be enough to make this the worst world cup ever.

.... Aye, Ah'm still up ... lang efter screamin ma guts intae a mic and thrashin' ma guitar at a gig ... C'mon Egypt! Edit ... Fuck! ... Ah've jinxed it! 1-1 ... pish!

If it aint broke ... don't fix it

A knee infection? 4 tae 6 weeks? Weak kneed if ye ask me .... followin' my vasectomy reversal, I got an infection in ma fuckin balls ... but Ah was back shaggin' within days even while the pus was soakin ma punts twice a day! ... Gie the boy slap an' tell him tae harden the fuck up

Fuck him ... all record of his time with the famous AFC will be erased from my memory ... whether by drink or downright denial. Once a hun, always a hun * .... therefore, once a Don? ... it never happened ... move on now folks, nothing to see here. *twice a hun .... never anything else in between ... fuck McRorie!

According to Stephen Robinson it's an infection in his knee, which he got after a minor operation on it. Had been due to play v Cove Rangers and this has set him back "four to six weeks". Shame for the lad but not sure it's quite over for him yet.

Oooh ... tasty

I hope not, I have money on a Spain v Portugal final.

Been a while since Ah heard o' a 'midfield virtuoso' - let alone an 'inside forward' ( which is essentially an Aberdeen FC winger post Morris ). Re. Langfield .... a keeper? or a "stopper"? Sadly, the term 'sweeper' is also becoming 'auld mannies' pub chat.

Aye they did themselves no favours. Pushed the ref too. Looks like the possibility of Spain v Portugal in the last 16!

Aff tae the knackers yard, melt the boy doon for bone glue an' see if he can add a bit o' cohesion tae the team performance

Uruguay, who pretty much kicked Scotland out of 86, have lost none of their bluster - kicking the Spaniards about at the end.