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I can do you a missile system for £8bn

I took the anti-ballistic missile defence capabilities module as part of my special forces training. I’m not allowed to talk about it but I think the price is a little low too. Tories are just being tories. We’ll cut the taxes we never cut when we were in government. Trust us bro. As usual, half of England and some pricks in the Borders/NE will fall for it

Is there any easier gig than being the leader of the opposition? Are the tories even classed as the opposition these days? £10bn for a space lazer blaster thingy, now Kemi promises to do away with various unpopular taxes, namely inheritance. Any meat on these bones or just your usual desperate politics when you are safe in the position of not actually having to implement them? Despite my special forces background I am no expert on anti-ballistic missile defence capabilities but even to my untrained eye her price tag seems a hell of a low ball.

The Ruts- Babylon's Burning

The Traveling Wilburys - She's My Baby

Paul Ferris, professional Weegie 62 Scorpio, Topaz, Water, Wanker

If he keeps going as he is he could have it by new year 🤞

Roy Orbison - She Won't Hang Her Love Out (On the Line)

Bob Dylan - The Times They Are a-Changing 🤪

Roy Orbison - Changes

Ach well, at least all we needed was a change of coach.

Roy Orbison - Time Changed Everything

Roy Orbison - Crying Time

Roy Orbison - Crying

Roy Orbison - Cry Softly, Lonely One

Connor Ronan backs Nisbet to get over 20 goals this season, according to the P&J. So that's him jinxed now. He won't score again. Nice work, Connor.

Roy Orbison - Only The Lonely

Monsoon - Ever So Lonely

Randy Travis - Long on Lonely (Short on Pride)

Randy Travis - Train Long Gone

Randy Travis - Little Toy Trains

Aye, that was shite. The defence were all over the shop and at least half a dozen of those players looked knackered. I've not seen anything from Binks to suggest he's a defender and he was woeful tonight. McGinn and Gilmour both looked fucked after 55 minutes and we needed freshening in that area. Miller perhaps? Bowie for McGinn earlier and give him five to ten minutes alongside McBurnie. The two divers that came on were okay but they need to be looking to score before falling over. We miss McTominay, but I'm not even sure where he fits in with that formation. Christie probably the only player with pass marks.

Weel .... that wis pure pish!

Brutal stuff Getting exactly what we deserve Fuck All

Fuck 😫 1-2.