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Assume that means Knoester out for season. Shame for the lad but hopefully we can sign a defender that can win his headers and clear his lines in the box to replace him. That would be nice…

So a player we had negotiated a £1.5m buy out option on 6 months ago now joining Schalke on a free. Our recruitment team needs emptied.

I can. Luton’s my English team, and trust me, they’ve spent waaaay more than that on absolute shite this last couple of years. Still getting parachute money fae their year in the prem so there is cash there…

Potentially bad news on the injury front incoming

Good - about 4 or 5 minimum hopefully…

Interestingly (or most likely not), I had a look at the St Louis FC subreddit last week to see their fans reaction to signing Polvara and there were a few negative comments towards Lutz filling their team with players from European reserve teams and they were glad to finally be clearing them out and getting more Americans on board, noting that it was ironic that Lutz was now helping them fix the mess he created. Obviously, I could have been reading the output of the Yank equivalent of a Hat numpty mashing his keyboard but came to mind when I read that statement above.

In the last day, he’s threatening to sue the American people for 10 billion because it was leaked by his own IRS that he paid $750 in tax, closing the Kennedy centre because every artist has told him to poke it & refusing to play there and is threatening to sue Trevor Noah for calling him a nonce* * spoiler alert - he won’t. It’s the one thing he never takes legal action over. Can’t imagine why Thank you for your attention to these matters. MAGA!

The score will be anything Celtic want it to be. The day after, some turkey in a dons strip will promising to make it up to the fans. I barely care anymore with this lot. Even when they win, you know they’ll just let you down right after. We’ve probably had worse sides but this lot are very unlikeable

I am well and truly totally scunnered beyond scunnered with our shower. As has been said above for fk sake all we ask is you give it a go, try your fkn best and make sure you leave everything out there on the park every single game, give it 100 + % and we cant ask for anymore than that, and irrespective of the final result at least we had a go and tried our best. It's the manner of how we go about our business that totally fuks me off with the lot of them, they should be ashamed to pick up their wages most of the time. Not one of them deserved to be paid for that fiasco at Rugby Park at the weekend, (maybe with the exception of Nisbet) who again I felt sorry for as yet again he is being hung out to dry Back to this game. Don't think we will score and I will be fukin amazed if we keep them down to 4 or less (fukin amazed) As for the current managerial partnership of the fkn penguin thief and Leven. Anybody who still thinks we should be sticking with them till the end of the season or even considering them on a permanent deal, should be locked up and sectioned

As most of us said over and over, the biggest problem was the lack of players with experience of the SPFL. They are far lower risk than players outwith, and give you a bit of breathing space. Overall, though, everything should go through the data system so that they can build a feedback loop and get better at signings (not necessarily in percentage success, but overall quality). McInnes was given too much freedom to sign pish that he'd seen have a good game against us. Even the slightest bit of data and scouting would have shown that Miles fucking Storey was horseshite. I'd hope that we're not utilising Lutz's contacts, as that is just moving the problem from manager to sporting director. His contact list will lose potency the longer he is away from it, and it leaves us back at square one. His role should be as devil's advocate. Accepting the recommendation of his scouting team, the data team and the manager's list of desires and filtering out the pish to be left with the signings. We need a mechanism to prevent McInnes signing Storey, JT signing Jensen or Karlsson and the data team from signing Milanovic or Ambrose. It's basically combining the three elements: "Derek, the data and scouting say this Storey lad is gash, yer nae getting him.". "Aye, his data is off the charts, but the lads actually watching Milanovic say he's a fanny." and so on. We don't want any single person given the keys to recruitment. Lutz shouldn't be involved in the ground work at all preferably.

For someone that is challenging punctuation, I am still trying to decipher some of that Neeps I would argue that actual representatives from the club haven’t seen some of these boys play- there may be recommendations from a generic scouting network that we pay like a service provider, but did Jimmy, Garner, Gunn etc actually go see Yengi play or Milanovic play? I'm just interested in the level of checks and balances being done as surely if someone had physically watched these guys they wouldn’t be anywhere near Pittodrie

McInnes would have kept it to 1-0. Actually, I think a manager that was more concerned about his job would have taken Shinnie off. Leven took a gamble that didn't pay off. The alternative was switching out the defence again by putting Nilsen into midfield and Devlin into the centre, and perhaps Bilalovic off for anyone else. That would have stemmed the tide a little perhaps, and we would probably only have lost by two, and had our captain for the next game. It wouldn't have got us back in the game though. I'd say that Bilalovic was a concern against Livi, as he left his wing so often and Devlin regularly had two men to deal with, and that clearly wasn't addressed between that game and the Killie one. It was no surprise to see the first goal come from that side, as well as numerous other chances. The free header in the box is almost a problem that Leven isn't fixing overnight, nor any other manager. The recruitment has been honking, and hopefully the new manager will get the benefit of those just in the door, but I wouldn't be averse to waiting a few weeks before he starts to give him the best chance of a good run. Leven, as you suggest, is a convenient fallguy currently.

I wouldn't mind even if we narrowly lost, as long as the players gave 100%. But there's no chance of that. As soon as they see the green and white hoops, the players will shite themselves and Celtic will get close to, or even surpass, our record home defeat of 0-6. And that's without breaking too much of a sweat.

I feel like their league seems to always be complicated, didn’t appear to be a regular home and away fixture situation from memory either? Or maybe I just didn’t pay enough attention to it.

Kiliie game was a ruse. Everything the Filthy Tim foosty fuckers are analysin' is gonna head their shite team oot on the park on a fools errand. 6-0 the Dons .... Lazetic 4, Keskinen. Mitov

In the same vein as a above. Mr Mitov ..... your package has been delivered Mr Mitov ..... Delivery failed. please arrange to collect.

The ship? .... there's the problem! Just imagine ..... Shinnie has the ball ... Frame is screaming for it .... Frame receives message thus : 'Your order has been confirmed' followed by ... 'your order has been shipped' and later still ..... 'your order has been delivered' ... yeah, silly I know .... but if anyone ever finds out that a gift wrapped amazon football arrives at Pittodrie, I want to know whose name is on it ....

Holy fuck .... as painful it was to watch the latest game, are any of our obviously informed forum members able to, with confidence, suggest that any other being in place of Leven in the dugout would have changed the result? I look forward to your responses ... nae jokin!

Regardless of the absence of question marks ..... and assuming all sentences are questions, I'll answer. And to all perceived questions, I answer ... ALL If I am wrong, then something other than myself is wrong. I seriously doubt if any team, Scottish, English, European, ... fuck it .... any team on planet Trump does not have such a wide scope of potential players ..... don't let the word 'data'mean anything more than 'seen the boy play' cos, it aa come's doon tae the same thing. an' each double checked afore pen an' paper collide.

Said it since the first time I seen Milanovic in a dons shirt, he is an imposter and never a football player. fk sake for as good and solid manager as even Neil Lennon is, I honestly think that even he would struggle to get a tune out of that lad

Well, what can Ah say? Does onyhtin Ah say mak a difference? Late tae the party here, but nae lang efter the 90, had tae get ma arse in a van headin' tae deepest darkest village hall ... devoid of village ... barely a hall! ... and noo able tae educate you all re content o' this latest game ...... pay attention now - particularly you scroats at the back .. There is a well used Doric word .. 'nae' which equates to the English 'No' Examples follow. Nae Shape, Nae Structure, Nae Plan, Nae Cohesion. Nae Clue, Nae Direction, Nae vision, Nae focus, Nae goals, Nae chunce. Well, as much chunce as a foosty cock expectin a blowjob.

well well well, that did not age very well at all did it There is not all that much that anyone can say about that pathetic pesh at the weekend. I know it was only his first game but ffs I hope the laddie Morrison has a return ticket with flexible dates, fk me if we cant sign any better than him or even already have better coming through our own academy then we really are in a bad way

2-0 Boca now after long VAR check to award a penalty. Game probably over now.

Looks like they have split the league into two groups of 15. Everyone plays everyone plus one game against a rival from the other group. Then top 8 from each group play off in knock out phase to produce Apertura champion. They then have a break for World Cup and then repeat for Clausura. Sounds over complicated to me.

Bit sedate this one by South American standards. Hardly any wild tackles. 1-0 Boca just before half time.