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Because we're Aberdeen FC. Everybody wants to play for us.

Ah've rescheduled band practice the morrin So tae the Kirkgate wee aa can be goin Tae watch on teevee oor game v Leevee An' keep coont o' the goals we'll be scorin' ( the game is technically/officially today, but it's still dark an' Ah've nae slept yet, so the game is still, at this point in time, for me ... 'the morrin' )

Just finished reading his book last night. Very much worth a read. He's lived some life.

Why would he come to us?

Physicality, physique an' bravery are nae doubt easier attributes tae achieve than speed an' skills. Ah cast ma mind back tae the mid tae late 70s, hangin' aboot Pittodrie vicitity wi a couple o' fellow dandy schoolchums. Saw this gleckit lookin skinny radge toddlin' aboot wi' a few ither guys we recognised as Dons first teamers. "Fa the fuck's the ginger heidit wimp?" Ah commented. "Some boy ca'd McLeish" replied one o' said chums .... "He's jist signed for us" "Ony good?" ... Ah asked. ... "Fuck knows" was the response ....

OK, Ah see it's migrated already .... great stuff!

It's a breath o' fresh air is Donstalk, a forum which allows the word 'fuck' It's efficiently run, nae sign o' a hun, Ah'm so chuffed Ah could wank in ma sock!

Aye .... wis thinkin' the same ..... Seroiusly considerin' copyin' every one o' the hundreds o' limericks an' savin' them someplace accessible .... jist in case Abmad vanishes .... be a shame tae lose that superb collaborative masterpiece o' creativity

A swarm of Dons Mad infiltrators Wi' their limericks they did inundate us Their forum was burst Its punctuation was cursed Or perhaps it's a brief hiatus

Finished 1-0 to Flamengo. Unusually for a Libertadores final there was actually some football played. Stadium in Lima looked amazing in a stunning setting.

I've said this multiple times this season and he's having a belter. Would swap for topi in a heartbeat.

Feels like it has 0-0 written all over it but I hope to fuck there were some seriously stern words after thursdays performance. Think the most frustrating thing about this team is there are moments when we can score goals like we did on Thursday, but it’s our inability to do any of this with any level of relative consistency. Their form at home isn’t great but our form in general is pretty honking. At least the defence seems to be the area of least concern. out bed bed work 0-0

John Rankin resigns at Hamilton. Press claiming Rankin has resigned as wages not been paid again. Think Hamilton are fucked.

I've only been to livi once, 1-0 win with a late goal from church I think. Had a few beers in the bar under the main stand and it wasn't spectacular by any stretch but it wasn't awful either. I actually quite liked the ground itself. For a lego stadium you're nice and tight on the pitch and there's no gaps. The pitch is god awful though. Not feeling great about this one 2bh. Livi will keep it tight and their Yenghi is actually handy. We need to score first I think. Out Rtv No idea on score but would take any kind of win quite happily.

Libertadores final was a bit sedate but starting to revert to type with a couple of nasty challenges one of which would have been a red card in Europe.

There was a young girl from Australia Who thought all men were a failure So she’d laid on her back And opened her crack And in backed a lorry and tailor. (c) Mr N Milanovic, 2023

Sold. Make it so.

The numbers for imorn. Cove Rangers would be nice. Would quite fancy Dunfermline away. Stadium we've not been to for a while, nice big away end, and a chance to upset Neil Lennon.

Ex ‘Mad’ gadgies in search of a flock Awa fae shit tech and SiBo the moch Had a look at ‘the hat’ Thought Christ no, sod that So are now posting shite on Dons Talk

Sir Tom Stoppard, 88. Playwright and lucky bugger who dated Felicity Kendal in the 1990s.

The draaa is at 8pm tomorrow night (Sunday). As holders, we get the number 1 ball in the draw.

A lot of the posters left Mad And went to DonsTalk, it's nae bad We've been on the site For at least a fortnight And a good time for all has been had They'll get better, I promise.

Was down in Falkirk recently,walked past Camelons ground via Forth Canal path.Well kept,old school stadium.Would put a lot of league 2 grounds to shame. Was meant to head along to Elgin v Stirling today but had to change plans last minute.Good result,turned it round from 2 - 1 behind to 4 - 2