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I’m in the dinna want the diets to win it camp. 3 trophies in my 54 years on the planet - and they cheated to win 2 of them - plus 5 relegations, yet their deluded arsehole fans constantly bang on about what a massive club they are. It’s tedious and embarrassing. We’d NEVER hear the end of it if they won it. Gads. BUT, I have to admit after what was a truly scandalous bit of cheating last night - even for this league (they’ve also been done by two other blatantly corrupt decisions in the last week) I do have some sympathy with them and will feel a bit less gutted if they did somehow win it (which they won’t be allowed to of course) I’m sure that feeling will pass…

Apologies if breaking any rules or etiquette starting this new thread - but just saw something I didn't know where to post, so thought a general chat thread would do it Anyway "Madonna, Shakira and K-pop boy band BTS will co-headline the Super Bowl-style half-time show at this summer's World Cup final." Speculation is halftime for the final will be 30 minutes. Just no!

Just seen the penalty. Hearts have every right to feel aggrieved. No way Motherwell get that up the other end. Another dark day for Scottish Referees and our authorities.

Celtic were always on about "sporting integrity" when their rivals died in 2012. If they truly believe in it, then they should have just rolled the penalty towards the goalkeeper for him to pick up.

Petula Clark - Downtown

Last night ruined it a little I have to say. If they were going to lose it, I'd have wanted it to be in hilarious circumstances, such as the keeper throwing one in in the last minute. Not through the worst bias seen since Mike McCurry. Last night wasn't sport, it leaves a bitter taste. I probably won't even laugh when they get beaten at the weekend now. The Tims are going to have to dive into the asterisk box again and place at least three alongside the 25-26 winners on their Wikipedia.

The Blue Nile - Downtown Lights

Don't fret yourselves about Hearts winning the league. If it ain't Aberdeen,why give a fuck. They win it, they win it. I truly hope they blow it on Saturday, but I'll not being caring if they do win. As for them pulling away with CL money. Wouldn't surprise me if they are bottom six next season.

Actually, if Robinson does not get it right in the close season with the major overhaul and rebuild that is clearly required then there is every chance he will be gone before Christmas. I genuinely hope that he works miracles in the next couple of months and goes on to be a dons managerial legend. There is none of us ever want to endure that level of shite ever again that we have had for the last few years. Cmon Mr Robinson make it happen. The Only Way Is Up (Yaz)

Gerry Rafferty - Right Down the Line

Or they do a Leicester

100% this - I have said all along (well maybe once) that, much as it pains me I would rather Celtic win the league than Hearts. I have spent the last 40 years wanting the duopoly to be broken and for someone else win the league - but in the cold light of day I can't accept it being Hearts (or Dundee Utd). Motherwell, Dundee, Falkirk, St Mirren etc. - aye fine (but not happening any time soon). But not the deluded c*nts in maroon or tangerine. Had it come to Hearts or Rangers, I would have backed Hearts. But much as I hate them, I would still rather Celtic take it than Hearts be the first team outside the biggots to win the league since we last did! Petty? Yep, probably. But fuck them.

What’s the reality? Feel I’m going to have to sit down for this

Honestly don’t think they should send a team. Dust off the Tennents Sixes party bus and just arrange a piss up in Gorgie next Saturday

C'mon McInnes ye hun cunt .... score within 10 an' 'manage the ither 80+

Nah ... it guarantees they will continue tae dominate via financial superiority in excess o' their gate reciepts. Huns finishin' third would be a triumph for 'relative' fairness if nae for the fact they were in League 2 nae lang ago. Ah fuckin hate Hearts as much as Ah hate Hibs, Motherwell, Hibs, PJMs, Livi ( in nae particular order ... and along wi a selection o' a handfull o' lower league sides ) ... but if a hatred league was constructed, the cheeks would be top ... and a 'mind the gap' inserted between them and the rest. Means little this season, but the mere fact it provides encouragement tae challenge the ugly sisters is valuable. It will at least alert the cheeks the need tae spend mair ... an' hopefully spend unwisely. Hearts on the ither hand, might benefit financially, but their team will be raided by bigger sides, and they'll hae tae rebuild. ..... hopefully, next season another 'Hearts' will tak note an' challenge ... will it be us? Ah hae ma doots ... but, if onythin', much as Ah hate the cunts, Hearts hae demonstrated it's possible and revived the meanin' o' "Believe".

Whilst Ah agree wi' the vast majority o' previous assessments, Lazetic an' Milanovic have proven they are nae good enough. Palaversa has been shite on every showing since walkin' in the door. Bilalovic tho, Ah reckon is worth a punt, Kjartansson also. Ah reckon Aremu and Gyamfi hae potential, but Ah would hope tae sign players this summer faa are first team material ... the aforementioned guys will be good enough for back up if they can 'up a notch' as cover ... an' hopefully 'up a notch mair' tae offer viable competition' Nane o' us are gonna get fit we want - in view o' the scale o' fit's required ... an' a fair few gambles are gonna be staked. And in terms o' gambles, Ah think wi' the right coachin', Milne could be an asset .... but maybe nae at centre back. We hae a good heap o' players faa hae been unfairly assessed .... whether via limited time on the field ... or playin' alongside ithers faa are obviously limited/pish in a side faa collectively couldna knock the skin aff a rice puddin defensively, couldna hit a coo's airse wi an ootsized banjo attackwise, an' couldna pass water if they were burstin' in midfield. Hope tae fuck Robinson sees fit we aa see ... but can see better re. how it get's sorted.

I think both rangers and Celtic are proving what man utd have done post fergie. Money guarantees nothing. Hearts will make some money, will buy some players, and sell, but could be better or worse next year, only time will tell.

... errr ... so, that's a good thing??

Probably because it wasn’t a penalty. Beaton & Dallas don’t think its a pen, but the SPFL, SFA & Sky wanted their last day decider so that was that. Now they’ll want to protect their precious two horse duopoly cause that pays the bills, ken. Diets are wasting their time turning up Saturday. As I said, we’re all wasting our time tbh…

FOR. THE. LOVE. OF. FUCK Milanovic 2028 is bad enough. Jensen & Lazetic 2029 & Bilalovic 2030 is a crime against humanity. The fuckin transfer budget is getting spent paying most of this lot off…

The Celtic players didn’t even appeal for a penalty.

A lot of fun tonight switching between Ryan Stevenson and Biscuits on the radio and then John Robertson, Paul Hartley and Boyd on TV. All absolutely spewing. I know I’m supposed to be rooting for the underdog and all that fair and reasonable pish but fuck Hearts.

The biggest problem would be if they got into the champions league and made a load of money. That would put them miles ahead of us. and we’d also never hear the end of it. The Tims winning the league doesn’t change anything.

As for the penalty, that it was an ex-Jambo who conceded it is quite funny. But, despite all the above, I don't think Hearts will lose on Saturday. I think they'll still win the league.