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Relegation looking pretty certain now. Think Spartans up next?

Uncle Lucius - Keep The Wolves Away

Warren Zevon - Werewolves of London

Electric Light Orchestra - Last Train To London

The Pirates - Lonesome Train

Youth team play Camelon in 2nd round of SFA youth cup on Friday. Game being played at Cormack Park.

This game is being played at Balmoral Park apparently.

Eddy Arnold - The Last Word in Lonesome Is Me

Bananarama - Last Thing on My Mind

Morgan Wallen - Last Thing You Need

Humble Pie - I Don't Need No Doctor

They should have had but they clearly fukin didna 😬

Thompson Twins - Doctor Doctor

That team should surely have had enough "quality" to beat the Broch???

I tried to explain to my pal who's a massive utd fan just how hard it is to replace Fergie but he wouldn't listen. "we're Man Utd" was his response. Every time they sack a manager now I text him "we're Man Utd" and he fucking hates it.

There’s been rumours doing the rounds about him for years

Fraserburgh 1-0 up and Dons down to 10 as Okhuoya sent off.

Any chance you could apply a fix to the fitba team?

May or may not be a paedo scandal but a certain author of terrible children’s books, who won’t surprise anyone once his name is revealed, is the name not mentioned here: https://www.theguardian.com/media/2026/oct/16/well-known-individual-tries-to-secure-permanent-injunction-against-guardian-and-itn

I’m no Man U fan but his first 20 or so matches went very well for him.

aforementioned captain and vice captain are now playing for Montrose.

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Everyone else has one? The difference is the likes of Celtic, Rangers, Hearts and Hibs seem to be putting some cash and effort into theirs. I'm not into lassies fitba in general, but that's because I'm middle-aged and it wasn't a thing when I was younger. It is getting more popular with the young generation, and I think it's a wasted opportunity for the club to engage with young female fans by having a successful, or at least competitive, women's team.

What's the point in having a wifies team anyway? It's just a waste of money.

The lassies are looking likely to make it 9 out of 9 defeats at Montrose tonight. 0-1 down and down to ten women.