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Do we really need a manager? They just seem to make things worse.

Perfect number of candidates to run the whole thing as a edge-of-the-seat TV reality gameshow - Last Manager Standing. Each round they get a single game each to prove their worth, before fans vote off the least popular to be symbolically driven out of the city in the boot of a taxi, and we go again. The surviving manager gets to manage the Dons in the inevitable Scottish Cup final. A fan phone-in chooses which hand he holds the resulting trophy aloft in. We make a fortune from the global syndication rights, Happe becomes a household name to millions with his own cooking show, and Tobers-mania sweeps the island nation of Tuvalu before descending in a bloody religious civil war as the populace splits into two distinct violent sects ideologically opposed over whether he does, in fact, truly exist. Well, at least it's a strategy.

We're not having a manager called Titz. Imagine the headlines. "It's Gone Titz Up Again For Dismal Dons" "Titz Out!"

I’ve completely lost faith in any ability to select the right person. A huge part of that is the evidence base that sits before of us of the DC era. If I’m honest, there is also a part that is the basket case that is Scottish football. There has been so many failed attempts to find that magic formula by clubs in our league - tried and tested Scots, gritty northern Irish guys, lower league English guys, the maverick European, the MLS experiment. Then there is the idealogues, the systems, possession based, gegenpress, transitions, 433/442/4231/532/4222. My head is wrecked wth trying to understand what will and won’t work. Again the evidence base is not there to make much of a case for any of it other than coming back to a bloody good coach. Even JBA as a test case, as brilliant as his work was, they couldn’t put the ball in the net and it was starting to unravel a bit as a result. McGlynn has worked out a brilliant style of instilling massive belief in his young, impressionable lads and exploiting weakness in his opponent but could he do that at Pittodrie? It would take him too long and he’d be punted before he got close. Pressley is interesting but mostly because he comes across as a guy who doesn’t give a shit and let’s be honest, Dundee have plundered points from teams on their arse at the right moments this season. It feels like whoever we go for is going to be another spin of the wheel. A lottery ticket purchased. Is it that Scottish Football is so difficult to fathom or is it Aberdeen FC that’s the basket case. I’m both fucking clueless and devoid of hope right now.

The good news is that Kerr & Craigan are punted as well 👍

Not having a go, but why on earth would anyone take Lennon? Has achieved absolutely nothing as a manager other than at Celtic where a chimpanzee could have won those trophies given the financial advantages he had. He’s also got serious personal issues and flaws, we’ve had managers like that (Paterson anyone) so why on earth would we go down that road again? The one thing I’d say for him is I did like his attitude when at Hibs and the fact he never backed down or shat the bed against the uglies - we could definitely do with some of that attitude - but the myriad red flags waaaaay outweigh that. So for the avoidance of doubt, its a no from The Moog jury…

Bad news today with the announcement of Billy Little’s death at 86. He was a first team regular when I first attended Pittodrie in 1966, and was a very good winger, who occasionally played as a striker. I hope the club commemorates Billy’s contribution appropriately. Sleep easy min.

Admins, can we give out bans to those who voted for him to stay? 😁

Ironically, watching Milne defend usually does it for me.

Reading a lot this week about Robinson being our worst ever manager. Nobody, up until now anyway, can come close to Alex Fucking Miller. I blame the folk running the club for Robinson, more than Robinson himself, for the past 8 months, but Alex Fucking Miller was off the scale wrong.

Fuck all to do with me 😂

Can we get rid of Lutz at the same time? He is equally culpable for this squad of jobbers

How bad are the in laws if you'd rather go to Pittodrie?

Both Rama and Shinnie could look up at a team with forward wide passing options. Put yourself in the shoes of whoever plays defensive cnetre mid for aberdeen rn. What are your passing options forward for a two touch pass? Imagine back to when we had jack mackenzie and shady mo or calvin ramsay vs now. Robinson insists on not playing mitchel frame, gyamfi, devlin was frozen out until the manager had no other choice. Now it doesn't matter if you're Rama, Shinnie, Aremu or Andrea fucking Pirlo you pick the ball up in your own half there's no wide forward pass, only ever sideways, and the centre of the park is congested so it's trying to thread the needle or play into feet where the receiver has his back to goal, and then inevitably it's hoof ball. People criticize Aremu for giving the ball away, for poor passing he's the one presenting for the ball every single time and every single time he tries to get his head up and pick a pass there's nothing on and it's just a food fight in the centre of the pitch. And it's not so much Robinson had no sense of midfiled strats it's that he has no sense of the importance of shape and the importance of developing players in clearly defined positions according to a clear identity, which is what managing a big club is about. He's about playing the averages and jobbers filling utility positions on the team sheet. That's fine if you're Livingston or Killie it's not if you're Aberdeen.

This annoys me more than it should. You're not at St Mirren, we're not plucky underdogs having a big day out at Hampden. We've won this competition six times and beat Rangers many times at Hampden. And the pressure isn't all on Rangers. Robinson could be out of a job on Sunday if we get a doing.

Is that one of his later ones?

I've buried the trauma of Mcghee so deep that any attempt at recollection just draws a merciful blank. I'll need to look him up on Wikipedia.

Neil Lennon would be a terrible, lazy appointment. Won things at Celtic when given huge resources (but also struggled badly when given a challenge by Gerrard). Has done little to nothing elsewhere. Had a good cup run last season, but Dunfermline sitting mid-table doesn't smack of a guy performing any sort of revolution at East End Park.

Once again, I post on here and the club quickly react. Thanks Lutz pal. I'll always have your back.

If I had a million pounds for every unnecessary new thread, I'd have £23M spare too.

I have no idea about contemporary fitba beyond the Dons and Keith, so have no input of value in suggesting who might be a replacement for the most recent sucker. I was musing earlier on, however, about the Pittodrie gafferage I can recall since I uttered my first “fuck, er…I mean oh dear” around 1964 when my interest initially took hold. E&OE excepted, of course Pearson Interim Shaw Turnbull Bonthrone Interim Murray McLeod McNeill Ferguson Interim Knox Porterfield Eeeehhhh Smith/Scott 6 Aitken Interim Burkinshaw Fucking Fucking Fucking Alex Fucking Miller whose face I’d never tire of battering with a shovel, a huge heavy fucker of a fucking shovel, perhaps even the front bucket of a JCB, the cunt.* Interim Hegarty Skovdahl Interim Speirs Paterson Calderwood McGhee FFS Interim Neils Cooper and Simpson Broon McInnes Interims Sheerin, Robson, Simmie Glass Interim Robson Goodwin, the fucking fraud Robson Interim Pete Warnock Interim Pete Thelin Interim Pete Robinson Interim Duff *other than the foregoing, I have no particularly strong feelings about the useless negative cunt of hell and several surrounding postal code districts

I don’t see how Pep Guardiola can give the opportunity a miss to finally prove he is Sir Alex’s equal.

9-12 Months. That confident. We've still time to get someone in and out again, by the time the January window closes.

Was the only player on the pitch acting like a captain for us last night. We can call him shyte and say his legs have gone, but the guy gives a shit and gets it. I thought Robinson would have loved Nicky Devlin in his team. The type of player who runs through brick walls for you and never hides on the pitch. We needed more Devlin types in the summer and got Brad Lyons instead.

💯 Absolute charlatan. He can GTF, and Robinson simply has to go this weekend. Fuck me we’ve got a dreadful squad. And we need another DM - it’s the same story every match when Aremu is hooked: you can drive a coach and horses through our midfield without a holding midfielder in there.

I suspect Robinson has been operating under a reduced budget anyway. They'll have been attempting to get "value for money", but instead have just signed average players. Just like we saw under Pele, latterly under Calderwood and even under McInnes (Main was a budget May for example). It's usually a false economy, because guys like Lyons and Mayo will expect to be paid more for us than they'd get elsewhere, so the financial advantage you have over the diddy sides disappears to the point of being a hindrance. There's not much difference between Lyons and guys like Danny Griffin or Neil MacFarlane. Or Mayo and Paul Quinn. They aren't terrible players, but as soon as you go down the road of making them starters every week (and not just one or two of them), then you're basically on par with Motherwell, Dundee utd etc.

I think he’s also a little bit of a dick. Can’t see him rallying the troops. Sounds more like he’ll alienate himself and piss everyone off with his grumpy wee man syndrome. (Apologies, all the tactical insights have been used up by others so this was all I had to offer).

He was being inaugurated into the hall of fame for watching every single game of televised fitba in the world over the last decade.

Yes and no. McGrath would have been with us for an entire season and would have effected the other signings we made, so it's not a case of deciding whether he could slot in to this side or not. What was scandalous about the McGrath situation is that it was obvious at the time, and not just us pining in hindsight. Armstrong was only brought in to replace him after the window was closed. We've then proceeded to play Armstrong in a series of roles that he is unsuited (just as Robson did with McGrath) instead of understanding that he was a direct replacement for the McGrath position; either the no 10, or left in a 4-2-3-1. There's a good chance that we'd have fucked that up with McGrath too I guess. It was clear when we re-signed Nisbet that we'd quickly come up against the limitations he places on the side. It was doubly clear that it should have prohibited him from being Captain too. Nisbet is a player you need to build a team (or forward line) around, and we seem to have signed a bunch of players that does the opposite. A 4-2-3-1 suits Nisbet perfectly, but our centre backs don't suit a four (although Knoester and Mayo seems to work, potentially). It's a formation that needs two good midfielders, and Ronan is possibly the only one who can manage to perform one of the roles, with Aremu too inconsistent and Lyons not good enough without a better Aremu type alongside. We end up playing a 3-5-2, just so Nisbet can be accommodated with another striker, which brings out the worst in our fullbacks and we end up bypassing midfield for large parts, aiming for two strikers too close to one another, neither of whom can hold up the ball when under pressure.

Shinnie?

Guests arriving at the hall of fame dinner on Thursday.

Better than expected for sure. Huns are very flat. Lacking intensity. A shite bag McInnes showing so far. Our lot just lack belief (Obi 2 notable exception - he’s well up for it). More belief and composure & there’s a chance here. We need much more from the front 2 though. The level of physicality from Nisbet has been pathetic and Moloua needs to stay on his fuckin feet. Hold the ball up and bring others into play lads - that’s yer job, start doing it. Oh & Devlin is so much better than Cadden its unreal. Not even close…

Why, were you working? 😄

I’m not defending him, but that’s just not apples for apples as a comparison. In the 7 years prior to Cormack. The hun died Hearts, Hibs & Utd were all relegated and out the league for periods of at least a season if not longer - some at the same time. The fact we only won one trophy in that time was also a massive failure. Cormack’s management of the football side has been a massive failure and the stats are damning just looking at his 7 years in charge - we don’t need to reference the previous 7 years to know that…

Considine was weak as pish for his first couple of seasons, at least. He was still being called weak about six years into his Dons career despite having developed massively after the first couple. He was regularly knocked off the ball by smaller opponents and giving away stupid penalties because he wasn't aggressive enough in the initial challenge and was just generally non committal. Anderson was weak at right back, but that experience set him up really nicely for full time adult fitba. Guys like McKenna and Graham for the scum of the dee are in the minority, players that come in with an aggression of a manny. I'd argue that Knoester appears to be a lot more aggressive this season than previously. I think a lot of it comes with just playing regularly against the same type of players and knowing that you have the strength to go and attack the ball. Milne still looks a little on the skinny side, with weak legs, a bit like Diamond did. A bit of work down the gym and he might begin to believe in his own strength. He should be spending three hours a day trying to win headers against Olusanya, that'd sort him out. I'm saying aggression here, but really I'm talking about confidence. Confidence that you can go and attack the ball and win it. The best part about Considine's development, was that when he gained the confidence in the challenge, it also massively improved his concentration. He lost those jitters that Milne still has. That didn't make Considine a world beater, just the best he could be - he reached his ceiling with us. In my opinion, we're not seeing anywhere close to the best Milne can be. Considine and Anderson both had that learning at fullback, and that's perhaps something Milne could get. He'd get huge confidence from winning headers in the air against the smaller winger, but still at mannies level fitba. I don't know if that's an option available unfortunately.

Russell Anderson and Andy Considine fit the bill I’d say.

Thought we relied too much on the ineffective cross ball today. Utd defenders had significant height advantage and we were never going to impact game that way. Aremu going off at HT was really stupid. He was providing all the protection in midfield and we surrendered 15-20 yards as a result. Thought GW had one of his better games but was getting caught later on when he tired. I love watching Mouloua, some of his movement and little rapid touches were brilliant in the first half. Felt like Nisbet struggled to keep tabs on what he was doing. He works really hard on and off the ball and is determined to win the ball, uses his physicality really well. It was never a game for Olusanya when Utd were sitting deep and protecting a lead. He did nothing. Milne in a 4 is far too soft, especially if the FBs are still going to play high. Way too exposed. Utd have been playing that quick turn in transition and when they went after us at 2-2 we got a bit overwhelmed. Best I’ve seen us play in a while but just too open at 2-2 with that backline, should have been a bit more canny. I really hope we stick with Mouloua and Nisbet up top. If it clicks it could be brilliant.

Can we not just enjoy the win? St mirren had a 25 minute purple patch and deserved to be level at least at half time. The second half was one way traffic though with good subs being made too. Whether it's papering over cracks or not remains to be seen but it was a much needed result.

I still maintain to this day that Super Mario Kart is the greatest game of all time and a few years ago I actually beat a former world champion in Battle Mode online in a best of 25 match, it ended 13-12 so incredibly close but a victory nonetheless. Earliest gaming memory for me was playing Jumping Jack on the Speccy and I still love going back to it from time to time though once you get to the later levels then it's purely pot luck how much further you get. I now have a gaming collection that is taking over the house, near enough every console you can think of from the Channel F up to Playstation 5 and close to 4000 physical games in total.

More And More Peado Scandals thread in the Off Topic section for stuff like this 😉

Calm down dear, it's only an application

That Spiers article is quite concerning. Half of it is in italics, and then it suddenly switches back to a normal font with no apparent explanation.

I’m suing Mr Spiers for RSI brought on by repeatedly hitting the browser refresh button to no avail…

I expected Robinson to be a failure but he is exceeding even my low expectations. Abysmal for huge chunks of the game today and soundly beaten by a shite Hibs side. Only Jack Milne and Devlin got pass marks today and no surprise they were not signed by this fraudster. We need rid or he is taking us down. Thing is I do not think our Turkish teeth chairman or penguin thief of a sporting director have any idea how to fix this.

I don't, he's clearly a bellend. Mahou, Mouloua, Ntelo, Briedl, Aremu, Muller are not his signings in fairness, and you'd have expected both Olusanya and Lyons to be backup to those guys (Mahou aside). The scouting has been fucking woeful again. I don't know how they turn it around after tonight. Robinson needs fired into the sea, but we still seem very short in the overall running of the club, and the answer can't be just to let another manager come in and tear everything up again with a clean slate and zero strategy. Cormack correctly highlighted transitioning between managers as a big issue seven years ago, and since then has fucked up every single footballing decision. It'll be deeply uninteresting to watch him not learn from this one. Milne with pass marks tonight. The rest were terrible and the subs a sign of a guy who not only doesn't understand his own side, but football generally.

I would be very interested in giving this guy an in-person performance review and hearing what he has to say for himself.

If it goes badly, the unemployed list

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