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He's our diving bastard, thanks.

John Crace on good form today with his opening paragraph, in response to Liz Truss revealing Labours "secret plan" - get Burnham back to Westminster to challenge Starmer. "It’s one of the great philosophical questions of our age. Or any age, for that matter. If Liz Truss didn’t exist, would it be possible to imagine her? Could anyone conceive that someone so brain-meltingly dim could have once been our prime minister"

You complete disgrace. It’s not a World Cup if you wake up with anything other than a crippling headache that can only be cured by more booze. Have a word.

Good luck with Nesta. One of the better players in a dreadful Cobblers side last season (Fitzsimons was our real player of the season but he was associated with Nolan, his drinking partner). He's decent going forward but a little suspect defensively. Has pace.

English is right. This is our level. We’ve no keeper, no centre backs and no strikers. We’re decent at full back with Robertson and when Hickey is fit (ha!). We’ve got what should be a capable midfield but that’s it, and none of our players bar 20yo prospect - prospect - Doak are remotely creative. It’s a tale as old as time but Scottish football gets what it deserves. The SFA, the SPFL and our top clubs are all absolutely complicit in not doing enough to improve our standards over 40+ years. Ian Wright was bang on on ITV last night even before our game had started. We’ve got phenomenal supporters from the national team through the clubs down to the grass roots. We’re a football daft nation and those who run our game are letting us all down badly.

I know I’m in the minority, but provided he’s not our main center forward and a squad player, I’m fine with this. New 9, nisbet, and he’s third option. He offered more than lazetic Ambrose and yengi last season and played a part in keeping us out of the playoff. He’s not first 11 but certainly offers something.

I sent away my first scoop after turning 50 this year. No bother at all with a quick turnaround for the result. Just seeing that there’s many folk across the uk not bothering. If you are dithering, do a big toalie and send the surplus to Derek McInnes Ibrox Stadium 150 Edmiston Drive, Glasgow, GB G51 2XD

I'd like to thank Topi for his efforts during his time with us. I suspect he has a little bit more in the tank as he is still a youngster Wishing you a hugely successful career Once a Don, always a Don and always a Scottish Cup winning Don

He better give a quote to the press prior to our first visit to the huns along the lines of "You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious."

Honestly can’t think of a less appealing fixture

The new Moroccan revolution. Just need a young midfielder that can perform bicycle kicks in all situations and we're sorted.

Shinnie regretting his life choices after seeing ICT’s new sponsor:

He should just drive them out into the countryside somewhere and leave them there.

We seem to be nailing the buy in and sell on for a profit model. If we can just figure out how to get them to actually play football while they are here, we'll be unstoppable.

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Keskinen could be upgraded with a sheep dog.

Just looked up his family tree. I suspect the force will be strong with this one…

Made it there and back. Canna mind much on the way back.

So it’s Farage vs Count Binface. What would be probably the funniest thing ever in the history of British politics is in the hands of the residents of Clacton.

It's fine, the new website can cope with long lists.

Like all things that change, it will take some getting used to, but it looks good so far.

When Blatter is calling you corrupt you know you fucked up

That’ll be England in the final then. Only France can save us. But given what’s happened with the USA red card it’s turned into a corrupt Mickey Mouse tournament.

I mean. Just how?

VAR was introduced so that no team would ever get knocked out of a tournament (or prevented from going to one) by terrible refereeing decisions. It's good that it's gone full circle and is now in charge of all terrible decisions. Agree about the pen, although they've correctly been ignoring those all tournament, which has been refreshing to watch. It wasn't clear and obvious either, but subjective.

Hopefully the good Dr. Congo can prescribe a win over England later.

It's a good job this is being shown after the watershed, because that second goal was XXX-rated pure filth.

Norwegian club Brann lining up a move to sign Kjartansson on a permanent deal. Unless they are offering crazy money, which would seem highly unlikely, I'd personally keep him. Not sure how we would pay decent money for the potential he apparently has and then do nothing to develop that potential. If he isn't ready for our first team, then get him out on loan somewhere where he will get decent game time surely 🤔 Source is P&J but can't access to read full article.

Get McInnes in. I'd take McGlynn. A manager I'd have been happy to see at the Dons. Right call from Clarke and he goes with a lot of goodwill, he's been excellent when he's been excellent.

A knee infection? 4 tae 6 weeks? Weak kneed if ye ask me .... followin' my vasectomy reversal, I got an infection in ma fuckin balls ... but Ah was back shaggin' within days even while the pus was soakin ma punts twice a day! ... Gie the boy slap an' tell him tae harden the fuck up

You’ll be able to tell straight away what path he’ll take. Given who the cunt was that stepped aside for him, I’m pretty sure I know. More of the same but better packaged. I’m not one of those edgy fast moving horse whispering spin doctors who have their finger on the pulse of every focus group going but if I was him, I’d do the following and id do it quickly 1. Sanction Isreal 2. Replace the Home Secretary 3. Start chatting up the EU 4. Remove the whip from Glasman 5. Stop treating protesting grannies as terrorists 6. Stop listening to JK Rowling. She’s mental 7. Tax billionaires inside out 8. Start Levenson 2 9. Start hounding the PPE profiteers 10. Fold Dundee Utd

Hope he is a better coach than pundit

Not really left 2bh

My voice is absolutely fucked after that. Hell of a stadium though even if it did take two and half hours to get back into Boston. We were shite but we won so I don't care we were shite. Argentina lost to Saudi Arabia in their opener in 22 so I'm really just not going to get too stressed about it. It's not uncommon to grow into tournaments and the pressure last night was huge. It can't be overstated at just how much of a monkey off our back it is to get a win at a World Cup given our last one was 36 years ago.

Milne will be a good player. It's not unusual for a defender of his age to go through a rough spell. He reminds me of Jack Hendry when he was at the Tims. Once he uses the physical attributes he was blessed with, he'll be fine. He's a good footballer who allowed his poor form to turn him into a jittery footballer (as Hendry did at that age). A move to the MLS will be good for him if it happens. I really hope he's not sitting on our bench next season anyway, he deserves better. There really is very little room for a young player to come through the youth setup and make mistakes while developing in our first team, which is a shame.

Judgin' by baith sets' prowess in front o' goal, Ah reckon it'll be 0-0 efter penalties ;)

It’s a people vs the establishment by election says the privately educated former stockbroker with 4 houses bought with cash

Thanks Belgium. Cheating never pays, Yanks.

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I get that, but not the loons fault. Offered a chance to go to Europe and make a name for himself. Joined a basket case of a club, football wise, and it didn't work out for him. Always felt a goal would have helped him settle a bit, but wasn't to be. I put no blame on the loon. 100% on the club.

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Walk e plunk or jine e crew onybody ? (Showin my age now 🤦‍♂️) British Bulldog ? 🤷‍♂️

I did look at flights in and out in same day just out of interest but never seriously considered it. Fuck being anywhere in Northern Ireland at this time of year. Just seems to be a really odd decision by the club.

My only big criticism is the playing of Mcginn left midfield. It doesn't work and Christie is far more effective there. Thought we shat it a bit after going ahead against Haiti and was disappointed he didn't make changes sooner but could understand why. I didn't care about the performance as long as we got the win at the time. Morocco I thought we did well to keep it to just one at half time after a disastrous start but second half was our best performance in the WC. I thought we really competed with them and I'm still furious we didn't get a pen for the foul on Mcginn. This game is the one I was most drunk for as I was watching in a pub in boston so wouldn't really want to say more than that. Brazil is really frustrating as we started well then gifted them their first two goals and the first was such a sucker punch particularly. I don't think much blame can be attached to Clarke for this result 2bh as the game was over the moment the second went in. I have a lot of sympathy for Clarke 2bh. I also think losing Gilmour was such a huge blow, he would have made a massive difference on all 3 games.

Including a goal with the back of his head 😂

Agreed. Darren Mackie would have an amazing goals montage

First proper photo I've seen of the full kit. I like that it's mainly white/red rather than white/black or white/gold. It's fine. Good to see Tobers and Knoester both managing to stand upright.

There will be a wild flock om Belmedie Dunes in a few yesrs. "Fit's at big thing thing over there dad ?" "That's a Yengi son, dinna get too close it's not known for its accuracy of movement"

Thought he was a rat…