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Of his seven goals (I think that right?) the goal away to Caley before Christmas last year is my favourite as everyone knew he was going to score. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8dKD0nZOe4

Why have so many people been searching for that phrase?

Tonight I have been mainly drinking Stowford Press

A man goes into the library in Arbroath and asks for a book on under-age dwarf sex. The librarian says, "How can you stoop so fucking low?". The man replies "Aye that's the one!"

Dear Matt Lucas, I am sorry to hear about the suicide of your ex. I for one find you very attractive and you remind me of my partner who sadly has also passed away. If you want to hook up, give me a call. Yours sincerely, Jack Tweed

Yo0u smellnice

Did anyone see yesterdays retard with all the pictures he has been taking around Europe :rofl

Im nae gan tae be fucking you

Mad as fucking hatters! Why would they want to reduce the capacity of Murrayfield by 15,000 anyway?

We better get used to Richard being in the rear for the near future then.

Possibly the Nigerian version of it?

Well that will be Sone on his way hame. 3-2 Germany, defender trying to play fitba in the other half.

The the couple of benders in the German team brothers?

Fan's the birthday min?

Is the game on TV?

great by the sounds of it as he seems to spend most of his time posting on here.....saying that hes not posted all day.

I hope he plays and gets injured, as McGhee aint going to drop him and give the other strikers a chance (for legal porpoises I feel I should state that any hoped injury is not serious and dolphinetly not detrimental to his career).

I thought somebody was winding me up when I got text this earlier. What a joke!

I think we should sell Ricky Foster to Celtic, even he can handle Kenny Miller unlike their defence.

That lamb is twice the age of any ultra

I blame Steve Craword- cunt!

Mulgrew 2 Considine 1 Maguire 1 Aluko 1 McDonald 1 Total 6 Striker contribution 16.7% Current goals per game (GPG): 0.857