mizer

Whats keeping all you highly amusing people with your FAIL pictures?? 

Im nae too sure how Biggalloot managed that!

The Herbaliser - Real Killer 'Rooftop Prowler'

Fucking ridiculous.

Indeed, Foster will never have tow good games in a row 

Turin Brakes - Last Clown

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5F44UISmNo

 

lol

"I'v soaked ma sel!"

"Davie Wier - Get fuckin aff you!"

The Velvet Underground - The Black Angel's Death Song

McDonald was woeful.

 

Shat out of every 50/50 and didn't put a foot in, might need a run to get settled but a shite performance.

Aye, he was a big fucking poof - he gets my vote 

There wasnt a really sticking performance unlike the first two games, not too sure who to vote for, a bit like the best player vote

Not too sure who to vote for this week

Not seen the incident on TV yet, but my first reaction was that he wasnt offside but Boyd was. However we got that decision, the rest during the day were all for the huns. One thing that has not been mentioned or was shown on TV was a trip on Mackie as he ran across the box to try and tackle a hun on the other side of the box.

The second half can be summed up by the guys behind me

Guy 1 "The hun has settled for a draw"

Guy 2 "Which one, Smith or Calderwood?"

I think we will start calling you fucking Ivor or Thomas.

He fucked Ivor? Who is Ivor? Why did he fuck him? Why did Ivor let him fuck him? 

Sabrina - Boys Boys Boys

Portishead – Cowboys

We await Mizers ruling on MBT's post methinks

I think we can both agree that it deserves a bronze rat!

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so lets bypass his post and continue

Belle and Sebastian – The Boy With the Arab Strap

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Aberdeen full-back Charlie Mulgrew is very doubtful for Rangers' visit after receiving stitches to a head wound playing for Scotland Under-21s.

Versatile Scott Severin and striker Tommy Wright face late fitness tests, winger Peter Pawlett has a broken wrist and defender Zander Diamond is out.

Rangers striker Kyle Lafferty is struggling to recover from injury.

But new signing Steven Davis is available with fit-again Lee McCulloch and Nacho Novo, now free of suspension.

Aberdeen (from): Langfield, Foster, Severin, Considine, Mulgrew, De Visscher McDonald, Kerr, Jamie Smith, Miller, Maguire, Bossu, Stuart Smith, Duff, Mair, Mackie, Young, Wright.

Rangers (from): McGregor, Broadfoot, Bougherra, Weir, Papac, McCulloch, Miller, Thomson, Mendes, Beasley, Velicka, Darcheville, Boyd, Alexander, Dailly, Furman, Fleck, Novo, Davis.

This guy is the halftime entertainment

http://www.livevideo.com/video/EB0D01BD4CA646C494E7BC0B9D94C81B/al-johnson-freestyler.aspx

And remember to do the predictors

Match - http://www.thedandies.co.uk/messageboard/index.php?topic=5643.0

Crowd - http://www.thedandies.co.uk/messageboard/index.php?topic=5629.0

BBC - http://www.bbc.co.uk/scotland/sportscotland/predictor/index.shtml

Fuck Hawks, have you not seen the size of these bastards!? We need Eagles or something big, otherwise I reckon the seagulls would still win!

Are you talking about the one outside the broadhill after the ultras tournament? It was FUCKING MASSIVE!!

Does it not say they are a protected species (fuck knows why) so surely hawks are off the menu now ?

The bird doesn't eat them, just scare them away.

http://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/Article.aspx/798614

DONS winger Jamie Smith aims to use the Rangers game to boost his hopes of fulfilling his World Cup dream.

 

Scotland assistant boss Terry Butcher will be at tomorrow’s SPL clash at Pittodrie running the rule over the Reds ahead of next month’s World Cup qualifiers against Macedonia and Iceland.

 

It’s five years since Smith won the last of the two Scotland caps he has earned so far.

 

Both came in friendly matches, against the Republic of Ireland and Austria.

 

The 27-year-old hopes to impress Butcher enough to earn a crack at playing for his country.

 

Smith said: “If you do well against Rangers there is more chance of getting called up by Scotland.

 

“I would love to be involved with the national team again, especially with the World Cup qualifying about to start.

 

“The pinnacle for athletes is to be out in China at the moment involved in the Olympics.

 

“The peak for footballers is to make it into a squad at the World Cup.

 

“It would be great to be involved in something like that, but I won’t be if I don’t perform well for Aberdeen.â€

 

Dons boss Jimmy Calderwood claimed their chances of victory will be higher if Smith turns it on.

 

The former Celtic ace said: “It’s flattering when the manager says things like that. It’s a bit of added pressure but I can handle that.

 

“I was annoyed with myself for the way I played in the opening game of the season. I want to do better than that tomorrow.â€

When they have run replacement buses in the past they have usually run one that goes to all stops and one direct to Aberdeen depending on numbers. However they were only running a bus via all stations this morning. Hopefully this was just due to it being early arrangements following the flooding and they will be better organised tomorrow.

Think about it, its Scotrail......... 

What I'm wondering is how they got rid of them last season?

“We have used hawks in the past to scare birds away, but we can’t do that while fans are in the stadium.

Packed in a bus with the stench of hunnery all around and no booze. Thank fuck I passed up this game 

Will take a while too if it is stopping at all the stations............. 

No not Allan Gow, but the gows.

http://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/Article.aspx/796355

Red Army’s feathers ruffled over cheeky birds

 

Published: 22/08/2008

 

PIE IN THE SKY: Hot takeaway food on sale at Pittodrie has been attracting dive-bombing seagulls in the Richard Donald Stand.

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THE seagulls have landed at Pittodrie ... and they are here to stay.

 

An invasion of the scavenging birds is making life hell for fans attending Aberdeen’s home games.

 

The club received complaints from supporters in the Richard Donald Stand at the SPL opener against Inverness Caley Thistle because seagulls were diving down at them during the game.

 

The bad news for fans attending Saturday’s showdown with Rangers is there is nothing the Dons can do about their seagull problem.

 

Aberdeen stadium manager John Morgan said: “Seagulls are a protected species so we have been told we will just have to grin and bear it.

 

“We have used hawks in the past to scare birds away, but we can’t do that while fans are in the stadium.

 

“It’s frustrating because the seagulls are becoming a nuisance.â€

 

Morgan blamed the quality of the Pittodrie pies for the increase in the numbers of seagulls invading the stadium on match days.

 

“The smell of hot food is what attracts them,†he said.

 

“They then swoop down on any food dropped by spectators.

 

“I suppose it could be seen as a compliment to the quality of our pies!â€

 

Fans going to the Rangers game are being urged to discard rubbish into the Rangers section of the South Stand to reduce the risk of being pestered by the seagulls.

Bluebells - Young at Heart

Bollocks!

Train services between Aberdeen and Dundee are being disrupted due to a landslip.

Short notice alterations and cancellations can be expected.

Please note that due to a landslip, Northbound services from Glasgow Queen Street and Edinburgh to Aberdeen will terminate at Dundee, Southbound services from Aberdeen to Glasgow Queen Street and Edinburgh will start from Dundee. Replacement road transport will operate between Aberdeen and Dundee calling at booked stations.

What makes you think he'll even be playing for them anyway Mizer he's hardly a stick on for them is he and why would he be playin at left wing?

We had this discussion on the train back yesterday as Miller was running into the space Ricky has been occupying in the first two games.

Just listened to JCs interview on redweb (less said about the 'wonderful atmosphere ar Ibrox' the better!) and he says the loon is getting on a plane tonight back to Sofia.