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JONNY Hayes insists he doesn’t care how Aberdeen get past Falkirk next week – as long as they bag a place in the League Cup last eight. The Dons haven’t lifted a trophy for nearly 19 years and the Irishman wants to end that agonising wait this season. Winger Hayes was out cold when his side scraped past Alloa on penalties in the last round at Pittodrie after suffering a sickening head knock. The Red Army were put through the wringer but Hayes is prepared to go all the way again at Westfield on Tuesday. He said: “It doesn’t really matter how you get through. I wasn’t even sure if it would have gone to a replay against Alloa. “But when it comes to the cup competitions the only thing that counts is to be in the hat for the next round. “Last season we had a replay against Motherwell in the Scottish Cup and it took a last- minute winner to see them off. “It’s all the same if you get through and the great thing is we have the game against Falkirk to look forward to. “We want to go as far as possible in the cups.” Hayes is desperate to get his hands on silverware and he knows the Aberdeen fans have been starved of glory for far too long. The League Cup win in 1995 remains their last triumph and they have not been in a final since Ebbe Skovdahl’s side reached the League and Scottish Cup showpieces in 2000. Hayes knows that isn’t good enough and said: “It has been too long for a club of Aberdeen’s size to go without winning a trophy. “That has to be the aim but there is a long way to go.” Hayes is determined to play his part and has been challenged by boss Derek McInnes to score more goals. The former Inverness winger grabbed four last term and was one of the leading men in the SPL for assists. Now, after scoring in the first game of this campaign, he’s hungry for more. He said: “Hopefully I can weigh in with my fair share of goals. The manager said he wanted me to get in more attacking positions this year. “It’s nice to get off the mark already and get a bit of confidence. Hopefully I can add more.”

I dare you to say that to Chimps face

The boy says any kind of anti-social behaviour - standing, swearing, etc

Heard about this when I was away for the Scotland game:

In/oot: Oot Pre-matcher: Up a mountain in the cairngorms Match: Lost Post-matcher: Getting the result and pub Prediction: 2-2 Draw

Kev Rutkiewicz scored a goal from it not sure against who though

Sevco 0 Young dons 2

Not often do you play a team for the first time - COYR

No the 1st round too

The William Hill Scottish Cup 2nd round draw: Gala Fairydean Rovers v Clyde Turriff United v Wick Academy Albion Rovers v Spartans Queen’s Park v Preston Athletic Brora Rangers v Cove Rangers Dalbeattie Star v Montrose Edinburgh City v Fraserburgh Berwick Rangers v Peterhead Keith v Elgin City East Stirlingshire v Threave Rovers Stirling Albion v Whitehill Welfare Auchinleck Talbot v St. Cuthbert Wanderers Formartine United v Inverurie Loco Works Fort William or Newton Stewart v Lossiemouth or Culter Buckie Thistle v Annan Athletic Deveronvale v Linlithgow Rose

He was never off Parkinson's shows - nae wonder he caught it.....

Certainly caused a fair bit of a stir in the fans on Saturday and a few arguments.

Nae the longest journey on that list by far - Wicks journey was almost twice that of Newton Stewarts. There really should be regional groupings at this stage as its a huge expense for these smaller clubs. Journey distance: Wick 624 miles Buckie 580 miles Vale of Leithen 442 miles Edinburgh City 408 miles Turriff 398 miles Newton Stewart 360 miles

Able to update at last Player Name: Goals:Niall McGinn3Jonny Hayes1Willo Flood1Mark Reynolds1Peter Pawlett1Josh Magennis1Calvin Zola-Makongo1

I presume some thought it was a dive most of the booing ceased soon afterwards,

Would you pump Venus Williams?

She plays badminton as well?

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I also agree and they didnt dive!