mizer

The article in the metro this morning was far more blunt, keep fit over the next month or you are not getting a game.

http://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/Article.aspx/657667?UserKey=0 Where is his wife from?

This proves I know nothing about football!

http://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/Article.aspx/684900?UserKey=0

Looks better in these pics http://www.afc.premiumtv.co.uk/javaImages/1b/52/0,,10284~3691035,00.jpg[/img] http://www.afc.premiumtv.co.uk/javaImages/1f/52/0,,10284~3691039,00.jpg[/img] I think the problem with having a recruitment agency come from pertemps sponsoring a few temas from tinky towns across Scotland and the UK. This company looks quite decent and is for permanent jobs not a temp agency.

Im very dubious about this alleged sponsor. Having never heard of them I googled them

106. Swooping seagull scores for dons

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football-news/scottish-football/spl-football/aberdeen-fc/2008/06/10/al-to-snub-dons-deal-86908-20602092/

http://www.tribalfootball.com/article.php?id=97118

Is he not injury prone?

38. Hearts win champions league 39. Calderwood: My sunbed shame 40. Pittodrie pie voted best pie by top chef 41. Trump buys the dons 42. Ricksen: My transvestite shame

Anyone any idea on who the new sponsor will be?

19. Aberdeen thrash Gretna

GK: Leon Mike RB: Leon Mike LB: Leon Mike CB: Leon Mike CB: Leon Mike MR: Leon Mike ML: Leon Mike MC: Leon Mike MC: Leon Mike ST: Leon Mike ST: Leon Mike

Thought this was worth redoing at the end of the season: Domestic games: 3,410 Madrid: 2,266 Munich: 1,715 =7391

Gutted

[glow=black,2,300] A spoiler like this? [/glow]

If he moves away they may break up

You're about twice the hight of Dan Smith

Which current Aberdeen player would you compare yourself to going on your style of play? I run about the pitch a lot, mostly on the wings to little avail waving my arms and telling better players where to go. I score goals now and then but most of the time my shots are crap. Most of the people I play with are better than me. Therefore I am Derek Young

So we should know in 10 days -----> Friday the 13th!

That's the train for the globes booked, only question is will we make it to Aberdeen sober?

Because copy and pasting whilst reading the thread takes sooooo long.......

1. The Herring Gull (Larus argentatus) flocks over pittodrie can reach numbers in excess of 50 gulls at any one time. 2. Don't spend too long eating yer pie or said Herring Gulls will sense dinner and head in for the kill. 3. It's a long way from the top of section Y to the bottom when you're tumbling head over heels. 4. Football is not worth the £21 ticket. 5. If you stand at the top of section Y your shadow is cast onto the pitch 6. There is no middle ground between the JMG and the JIG brigades. 7. When Mizer stands at the top of section Y - darkness falls on Bridge of Don 8. sometimes apathy is just too difficult to attain. 9. You get a better class of lunatic in Section Y than you do in the top deck of the RDS. 10. Games in which Aberdeen are at home to teams from lower in the league whom we're expected to beat are invariably dreadful, disappointing affairs which end in draws. 11. NEVER, EVER include Aberdeen on a fixed-odds coupon (see #10). 12. Some Aberdeen fans really are only here to see The Rangers 14. We're Red. 15. They're Dead 16. We're bouncing on their heads. 17. Pittodrie is one of the coldest places on Earth. 18. Richie Byrne is not a footballer 18. The boilers in teh ground are the best sweets in the world 19. Not booing a player is our way of telling him we like him. Actually singing his praises would be frowned upon. 20. We'll chant the good name of AFC, wax lyrical about our club, travel great distances to watch them play spending thousands of pounds to do so, but wearing their colours on a match day is out of the question. 20. Losing 6-0 to Livingston is neither entertaining nor exciting. 21. Ebbe Skovdahl is a fanny. 21.5. Taking your clothes off, including just removing a t-shirt, in a public bar will never, ever be cool 22. Every ref in scotland hates us 23. AFC highlights are only ever 3 seconds in length and will only ever be played after the witching hour after a whole hours worth of wanking over "great" and "exciting" teams who are below us in the league. 24. To people standing at the top of Section Y - the Pittodrie pitch is the most unique in that there is no corner at the junction of the Merkland and Main Stands. 25. If Aberdeen have to raise their game, they will win 26. If Aberdeen are favourites, they will lose 27. After every win AFC are always said "to be turning the corner" - the same corner we've been turning for years. 28. Anybody who is ex- Dundee United,Dunfermline or Dutch Sunday League would be worth signing 29. It is unreasonable to expect the club to sign a genuine, dedicated and decent left-back. 30. I am now 30 years old and have given up all hope of the Dons winning at Ibrox again in my lifetime. 31. There is more than one way to skin a Ricky Foster. 32. Funny, inventive and original chants about AFC players are to be treated with a mixture of suspicion and fear. All chants about players must consist only of a monotonous drone in which the player's name is incanted ad nauseam as if trying to put a curse on said player instead of sing his praises. 33. If someone attempts to start a funny, inventive and original chant about a player he must be drowned out with the usual quasi-Satanic drivel. 34. AFC do not win games comfortably. Even in matches where we have played the other team off the park and are winning 3-0 with 20 minutes to go, it is obligatory that there will be a fluke goal for the opposition leading to panicky defending, 14 men behind the ball and heart failure for those of us watching from the stands. 35. There will be no steak pies left by the time you reach the front of the queue, so don't even ask [has anyone actually successfully procured one of these mythical items? Do they in fact exist? If so, do you have to reserve them prior to kick-off, or perhaps several days in advance? Please enlighten me]. 36. the Broadhill is a classy drinking establishment 37. The pain that women experience during childbirth is nothing compared to pain AFC have inflicted on their fans in the past 20 years. Therefore number 37 is that I can only conclude that the modern Aberdeen fan is a masochist. 38. Stuart milne is bald but used to wear a silly wig 39. After 10 years, someone has worked out we are stuck on a roundabout. 40. The lesser known Stoneysappian or Negativstonius can not be found within the ground. 41. Steve Lovell would be better than Ruud van Nistelrooy if he was given a run of 600 games to find his feet. 42 When Aberdeen travel to visit top European sides, it is easy to accept humiliating defeat, as our inexperienced players are "on a learning curve". 43 Said "learning curve" (in reality a long-radius arc) is in fact the same corner that Aberdeen have been turning since 1995, as alluded to in point 27. 44 Stewart Milne is bald because he, as the one common denominator of the "turning the corner"/"learning curve" era, has developed a pig-headed lop-sidedness that meant that one side of his cranium had an imbalance of folic acid, leading to an embarrassing condition where he in fact only had half a head of hair which he only reveals in the flesh when he attends the freak-show night at his local Bieldside hostelry. 45. Its a little known fact that Aberdeens manger is friends with Martin Jol 46. Aberdeen fans don't deserve their manager and his free flowing attacking football 47. Aberdeen fans pick on players like Duff,Mackie and Foster purely because they are local lads. 48. The biggest debate revolving around Aberdeen FC away games in europe is whether it is okay to wear a kilt. There is of course only one answer - is it fuck ya parochial stereotype see-you-jimmy hat fannies 49. Statistics prove Stavrum is a better striker than Larson - reality proves otherwise 50. Were shite and we know we are 51. I am now 40 years old and have NOT given up all hope of the Dons winning at Ibrox again in my lifetime 52, Watching Aberdeen win is one of the best feelings ever. 53. We are only sheep shagging bastards. 54. 10 men went to mow a meadow. 55. Paul Sheerin could volley the ball into the back of the net from any part of the park, past any number of players, dispite the ball only moving at 2.7 miles per hour. 56. The Merkland Stand roof had to be replaced due to safety reasons in 2004 2005 2006 2007 2008 2009. 57. The easiest way to get fans or figureheads to stop asking probing questions is to give them a seat on the board. 58. The best time to seek alternative bus routes to the ground is to drive slowly through the harbour vicinity at 2am on a Saturday night. 59. Angus The Bull is the fastest mascot on two wheels. 60. Pensioners who want a slapping, ship's flares, snowballs and hares are more likely to make it trackside than Richie Byrne. 61. Notebooks, scrunched up bits of paper and scarfs are more dangerous than Anthrax. 62. The GUASC and The Globe Reds only go to games so they can touch each other when the Dons score under the guise of 'celebrating'. 63. It definitely looked like Ian Durrant to me and sadly he did play for Rangers some more, although you'd think Simmy had butchered him and his whole family then ate their remains. 64. Scott Severin can throw the ball so far that he can't see where it's going to land or who he's throwing it to. 65. Older People, no matter how many times they've seen it, still look round in utter disgust when the red ultras start banging there drum. 66. Its not just older people, i think of better things to listen too on a sunday when im hungover 67. Never ever turn up to watch Aberdeen sober, otherwise you will realise how bad it is and will head off early for a drink.