mizer

My Swedish mate supports the dons, not been much since his loon was born last year. Bringing him up as a don too  Dont know if he will return much next season or not.

nice

but a couple of questions come to mind

1) who wants rid of zander

2) we're fucked

3) who wants to keep McNamara

4) we're fucked

5) we had a small squad, and are losing most if it

6) we're fucked

7) you have too much time on your hands

oh and we're fucked

Since hes in contract, maybe people think we should sell him? Only player worth any money I would think.

 

You know fuck all aboot my tongue  ??? ???

 

You're scaring me!!!

It is more blessed to give than to receive.

Acts 20 verse 35

Exodus Chapter 32 Verse 1:

 

"Arise, make us gods, that may go before us"

I think this quote from Exodus suits you min

But I am slow of speech, and of a slow tongue.

Exodus, 4. 10

I have done some analysis of the voting and ranked the players on the % of people wanting them to stay. I have then put their contract situation on the right and put them in Amber if they are confirmed as leaving or possibly leaving.

 

Best away boozer Pubs in general are shite but probably La Solsomething in Madrid

 

It was La Solera, ran by the Boca Juniors fans

http://www.lasoleramadrid.com/es/portada.php

Top class boozer, me and jute even did a shift for them as they ran out of glasses and we filled up the washing machine and I also served tapas to Glasgowdon if memory serves me right? The staff even joined in with the shoes off if you hate rangers 

And Mizer - if all ye can think about is last Saturday's result ye need to get another hobby (or smack habit  )

Good news is I have had no sad thoughts about Saturday this afternoon  (Mainly because I have lost an important excel spreaedsheet  )

Long may it continue 

I get up and all I can think of Saturday, walking to the bus all I can think of is saturday, on the bus all I can think of is saturday, get to work try and review a paper - and all I can think of is Saturday.

This just wont go away.

Sneckie luckily for you, you have something far more important coming up which is drawing your attention away, get off DT and study more 

AFC Player of the season - Zander Diamond

AFC Goal of the season - Jamie Smith - 1st goal v Copenhagen

Bounce of the season - Opener against United in the CIS semi

Game of the season - Copenhagen

AFC Cunt Award (who at the club is the biggest cunt?) - Calderwood

And in other catagories

SPL Cunt of the season - Gordon Strachan

SPL Shitest player of the season - Dave Bus

Best grub award - Pizza slice at Easter Road

Best away boozer (Scotland) - Life of Riley (after semi at hampden)

Best away boozer (Europe) - Cafe Schiller

For his reputed wage we are not getting value for money. As you guys have already said Brewster showed what a big centre forward should be doing Miller doesn't do that. On Saturday he was fouled a few times but never got the free kick because he has earned the reputation as a diver (deservedly), and personally I don't like that as I hate cheating.

Putting it in context, we just lost to a team with fans like this

I'm a die hard rangers man' date=' but I'll be supportin Dumfries 100% in the final[/quote']

 

My Zimbabwean workmate took the piss today!!!

 

At least they've got a chance of getting rid of Mugabe. We're stuck with JC for another 3 years!

who the hell said 15?

Suggesting we may get 15 points is still 1000 times more sensible than suggesting Derek Young as captain............. 

I'm going to be optimistic and go for 4, a win at home against either Dundee Utd or hibs and a draw away to Motherwell.

I also blame the Livingston ASC guys at halftime coming up and ordering 40+ tickets for the final from me 

once they sort out who's leaving from Miller/Nicholson/Lovell. 

I hope lovell leaves, because what is the point in keeping a player which JC wont play as he is petty.

Only got this wee pic of the flags

My boss who has no interest in football text me at football to laugh at me - everyone is in on the joke 

(Can we bring back Tosh and steptoe?)

No

Somewhat surprised that i too got to sixteen, but it did include the three loan signings at the bottom of the list, and personally speaking I will be very surprised if any of them are around next season.

 

BTW who the fuck voted to keep Dan Smith

More to the point who the fuck voted for bus 

I'm with you Mizer... feel I'm on a real short fuse today

Already bitten someone's head off as I thought they were taking the piss, they didnt know the score as they had been in hospital with a sick aunt all weekend who had a stroke.........I apologised prefusely, if only the team/captain/manager/board would do the same.

Im more angry today than I was on Saturday and yesterday, and mindless pish drivel chat fae JC isna helping!

Captain - Derek Young possibly, Not sure about Zander now

Sorry, that is the most fucking stupid thing I have ever fucking heard! 

Are you saying a player who could not get a contract at a first division club and was only brought in as he is good banter is your choice for captain? The best thing that Youngs fans will say is he trys really hard, well I try hard at 5's on a thursday night - it doesn't make me in anyway a footballer!

Thought I should take a pic of the scarves thrown at the end of the game. Its a sad picture 

IHave to say cheers to all my fellow Globe Reds. What a great day oot, my sides are sare the day from laughing so much at various random things! Skinny John Hartson, taunting the Jambo, bairn next to the skip and loads of other stuff! Cheers for making what ended up being a bad day a wee bit better!

As you said minus the football a great day out.

The jambo at Linlithgow getting abused 

Manc getting covered in topcorners blood

The baby left next to the skip

Rearranging the pub

Breaking the fireplace in the pub

Telling the policeman who tried to confinscate my 36 beers for the train back to Edinburgh to gtf as I was on the Edinburgh train not the Aberdeen train

Tartan army pub quiz

Falling off the fire escape whilst trying to take down the flag from the trees