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I was on Spanish local TV apparently according to a mate, and chimp was on Grampian News according to his dad - so I would have been on too.

5 hours and I will be taking off.......hang on its easyjet 

Dundee_red is safely there

Get some chimp, I'm nae fucking looking after ye!

Woke up at 3am - nae travel insurance 

All sorted now though! Just have to get away early fae work........

All packed, 7 hours till I leave my flat

So if fans are struggling to get a ticket in the Dons end they just need to hang around the ground on match day and claim to be collecting the tickets for the GUASC?

Hello John, my name is sneckie 

Whos camping out on Tuesday?

I am also carrying round a substantial walking stick to wallop people with  :hammer: :hammer:

 

You old mannie 

Will keep an eye oot for that 2L Jager

jump on the plane.

I dinna think he can jump  If he did he would be headin back tae hospital 

1 sleep to Madrid!  :dance: :dance:

Why is work so busy at the moment?

I can access it ok 

Just set yourself up here 

Slight panic for the last 20mins - couldn't find passport 

Flat turned over, nowhere to be found 

Found it for some reason in a drawer here in the living room - its all good 

And you wondered why I wasn't going - I knew that was the likely story....

it always did this for me ajja

 

anyway I'd quite like folk to talk about stuff other than afc hat

A pipe dream I know but you never can tell

What is this scat you talk of? 

Not set the heather alight and seen him getting skinned quite a few times by crap but fast players.....

I too saw said advert 

I know someone with a spare if anyone else is looking

The Donald Trump Stadium..........

masquerade ball = satanic fetish orgy

 

Believe me, knowing the people I wouldn't be at all surprised!

I think we will get pumped, having lunch with my mates then going shopping to avoid it all

 

puff alert!!!!! Bet yer going for a prawn sandwich and mocha latte!!! Are ye getting yer hair done too?!?!? And get some pretty frocks for madrid!!! Yeez don't deserve to go to Madrid.

I am getting my hair done in the morning! Not looking for a dress but something smart for the masquerade ball I am attending the following saturday

You could meet me and pay for your ticket........

Number 2 cracked me up when I first read it.

 

"Get off my train!!"

 

 

Brandon Flowers looks more like a girl every time I see him and no amount of ridiculous facial hair will hide that fact.

 

He looks like Jamie Rednapp's sister.

Are you suggesting we shout that each time he takes a goal kick? 

Right, after Englands result tonight I am happy for the first time since saturday. BRING ON MADRID, will be on the subway into town in 6 days!

 

 

 

Hope you'll nae be wearing those sandals

FFS digging up the old shit yah bastard  Dinna ken if I would ka them sandals like, got a bit o a heel tae them.

I think we will get pumped, having lunch with my mates then going shopping to avoid it all

Right, after Englands result tonight I am happy for the first time since saturday. BRING ON MADRID, will be on the subway into town in 6 days!