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Sorry OD I'm with CvB on this one. Would be epic if he signed a 3 year contract with them on 8-10k/week and he was crocked for the majority of it. Fuck Jack and fuck Sevco. And fuck having him within a 5 mile radius of Hampden next week. He can watch the game in the Louden Hun Pub with his new neanderthal fans ( rancid cunts will be supporting us. Bit like having Jimmy Savile as your childminder) Stand free

probably better finisher from a foot out than Storey

Dom Thomas.....was on loan at QoS second half of season. No better than any of our kids that we released and not even as good as Smith or Storey. Cadden from Motherwell I'd probably take a punt on

Id still take either Hamilton or ICT to see off the caravan dwellers who remain utterly honking. Got a feeling it will be Caley who get the honours and I'd expect at least a 3 goal aggregate win. Far rather it was the Jutes coming up as they bring so much more to the league than either of ICT or Hamilton but they are where they are due to a fud of a chairman and some shockingly bad managerial appointments. And its time the play off was strictly between the 2nd team in the Championship and 2nd bottom of the Premier.

Perfectly understand that wages on offer down south are far in excess of what we can offer. Even at league 1 level. Wages on offer at sevco also likely to be twice what we can offer. Footballers career is short. Career ending injuries happen fairly frequently too. So no one could blame Jack for chasing as much cash as possible while he can. European football, chance of the odd cup win at sevco versus a midweek game on a rainy February night in some shithole like Fleetwood or Peterborough in front of 4000 fans. No brainer really. But that cunt knows what it means to each and every one of us. So if he goes there he goes with my wishes of a career ending injury. ( He would get a decent insurance payout and Sevco have to pick up the wages on whatever is left on his contract.....everyone wins except der Hun ).

Stockley's 3rd red card of the season. All for use of the arms/elbows. Including one forearm smash that was last seen used by the likes of Giant Haystacks and Mark "Rollerball" Rocco on World of Sport wrestling circa 1980. I like the loon as he does give us a different option and certainly links play far more effectively than Rooney but hes becoming a liability in the way Nigel Pepper was, and indeed probably will be scrutinised by every ref in future as they know he has form. Needs to be read the riot act by Deek and told to work on his technique over the summer and into preseason. Hopefully he will learn but I think one more transgression next season will result in us trying to offload him. Going down to 10 men when we were already just about hanging on was really inexcusable.

Yaaaaaassssssssss hoodoo busted

Stockley aff again ffs

Letting them run through us. Shite defending. Now weve given them hope....

Donsdaft will need industrial carpet cleaner to get the spew out his carpet

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssss Christie!

Blagged a stream off sevco media. Have had to turn the commentary off cos the hun bastards are so nauseating. Fuck knows how its only 1. Taylor and Rooney both not scoring from within 6 yard box.....keeper great save from Taylor but shouldnt have had the chance to make it, Rooney just shyte technique following great knockdown

Sevco line up.....Bombscare Bates (20) and Wilson (18) (no its not Danny fk knows who this one is) as central defensive pairing. Surely to fuck McInnes will tell the boys to fire right into these cunts.

Think he is a better footballer than Taylor of that there is no question. Both seem to win plenty of headers in the oppo box at corners and set pieces, O'Conner seems top be a bit more accurate with his placement. However both are shyte when defending corners and set pieces....I fear every time an inswinger comes into our box. (Reynolds is even worse btw). And both are equally vulnerable when someone runs at them with the ball. both can be bypassed with pace and both are penalty kicks in waiting when they dive in to challenges in our box. Overall O'Conner gets the nod purely because he can play a pass accurately...

Help yersel to a Simmie min

I certainly dont. That chunt returned from Mordor with a league winners medal in his hipper..... I want sevco to remain on 0 championships for all eternity ( or at least till they go bust)

Sevconian on hun media now saying he will have news on Jack signing for them tomorrow quote " straight from the horse's mouth" unquote....

Boy on the Hat saying Jacks missus has been telling her workmates that they are moving to Glasgow. If this is true I'd be putting him in against Thistle at the weekend and tell him to say farewell to the fans. And then tell Consi to "accidentally" fly right into him when we are defending a corner or set piece and flatten the fucker. I'm sure his dodgy shoulder will be fine.... And on no account would I even want him in the stand watching the cup final far less taking any active part. He knows the score of what signing for der Hun means to us..

King Kirk ( Sevco media's resident version of Comical Ali) announcing that Jack has signed a 3 year deal with der hun. Ordinarily i would now be spewing up my dinner but this is the roaster who assured the orc hordes 2 years ago that there was no way on earth that Scott Allan would sign for anyone other than the WATP tribute act. Oh dear Kirk old bean...that went well. He also assured his neanderthal band of hunter/gatherers back in January that Aberdeen's bottle would crash and sevco would finish comfortably in second place in the league. (Step away from the entrance to Ladbrokes Kirk)..... Calling it out as shyte yet again

2-1 sevco 5 mins to go . Fartz have played 3/4 of the game with 10 men yet they are only getting beat because of a goalkeeping howler of Clangers/Brown standards and have been the better side despite being a man down. Why? Because instead of sitting in and counter attacking theyve instead got right in der hun's faces and had a right go. Mcinnes please take note

So it takes going 3-0 down with defending straight out of the Oor Wullie coaching manual for us to have a right old go at these cunts and finally find out that when we do they really arent that good at all... however every time they get a set piece or corner they cause fucking havoc. Need to find a way of getting Reynolds out the door on the heels of Taylor.

Fucking embarrassing. 2nd place tied up? If these cunts go on this way it could be 7 0r 8 tonight. A sevco win of 4 of 5 goals against a rank rotten jambos isnt entirely out the question either and that would bring the huns back to within touching distance. Fucking 4 centre halves!!!!

Jambos new stand will match the other 3 stands. Cheap construction althoiugh as 100%AK says there is a 1 million minimum shortfall in funding as things stand and this figure will likely rise as they are meeting what has been described as "unforeseen difficulties". Budge will cover said shortfall but will award herself extremely lucrative repayment terms from the club. Budgeting for European football next season and not finishing top 4 has significantly affected them and I don't think they will get anywhere near their 16K season ticket sales aspirations. Thus we should remain comfortably as the 3rd best paying club in Scotland for the forseeable future. Wiggy has to back McInnes with some transfer funds so that we aren't left scrabbling around for pre contract signings only. When he sanctioned the McLean transfer it was undoubtedly a bit of a punt but it has proved a very astute one and Deek deserves the funding to add a couple of purchases when the window opens. 500k - 750k out of the European money we got is surely not too much to ask and would surely be sufficient to land Christie and Devlin.

Only one I'd be looking to keep is Rodgers. It actually wouldnt surprise me if bids come in for Lewis this summer after the season he's just had, and with a year to go on his contract if they are realistic ( 1.5 million or so) I'd think he would be offski. However if hes still here next season I'd be looking to play Rogers in the League and Scottish Cups with a view to him taking over as number 1 in 2018/19 if he does well. The rest should be let go as they just haven't developed into the required standard to feature even as squad members in a top 6 SPFL side. Storey and Smith may be of Kilmarnock or Motherwell standards though personally I think theyre more Morton or Dunfermline standard. Shankland I'm afraid isnt even of Championship standard, he will end up somewhere like Stranraer or Stirling Albion. The younger boys will go back into the u20s or back out on loan. Of course Mcinnes has no track record of fast tracking youths to the first team but I firmly believe that if you are good enough you are old enough and I trust his judgement here that quite simply at present there is no one there good enough yet to make the leap.

He will still require the Lib Dems. SNP would join the aliiance in a flash we know that, though I suspect its more of a case that Nicola wants to deliver a dirty great "fuck you" message to the Tories than any altruistic notions of creating a socially just UK government. But as i say, the Lib Dems will still be required. There won't be many of them....more than last time certainly (15-20?).... but they have said they won't be forming alliances with any party who seeks to break up the UK. Of course they do have history for saying one thing and doing another in the recent past so who knows. However I'll stick to my guns. Your punt is a loser.