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Had a spare 15 minutes had a wee shoofty at Hibbies board. 3 separate threads on impending Sevconian admin. As Ive said before I dont believe it but a couple of their posters have come up with ITK stuff, firstly one claims to have definite knowledge that der Hun are losing £27K a day ( do the math...if this is true then their admin is inevitable). Second guy claims that they will not be playing at Mordor all of next season due to structural defects with the stand roof(s) which will require major repairs and a safety certificate will not be issued until they are addressed....this info not from within Ibrokes but from one of the safety assessors who actually issue the certificates. Orcs will therefore play at Hampdung for the whole season... Im sure I heard these stories last season and I'm certain these are just rehashed versions of the same shit. But we can but dream...

Foreplay would probably involve goose stepping and annexing neighbouring properties I dont mind a dominant woman She aint gettin to peg me though

I want as many clowns as possible in charge ( nominally or whatever) of our rivals. Just sayin....

Wife in Daily Record saying he has had dementia for 7 years, has lost his speech for 18 months and not sure how much he now remembers of his life and career. Was only our manager for a year and I was just a young loon at the time so memories are a bit sketchy but from what i do remember he was very much a part of signing or bringing through a fair whack of the players who would win the first league title of Fergie's reign. As a general nurse of over 25 years I am also acutely aware of the savage nature of this terrible group of diseases and its impact on the sufferer and their loved ones. I'd rather have any type of cancer than this cruel disease. Best wishes to Billy and all his family.

Protests outside Fir Park Magoo looking urgently into local dealers of Sherman tanks. GIRFUY

The morris dancers jizz themselves over Farrell and that big diddy Itoje but there cannot be a better player in the 6 nations than Hogg.

Frank de Boer? These cunts couldnt attract Frank de Spencer! GIRFUY ya manky hun hoors. Think I'll have a wee Campari to celebrate

Sevco keep the comedy coming in daily instalments

Cabbage 3 Fartz 0 Jambos kickback is a hoot GIRFUY Avril :rofl:

you need to read the news try partizan belgrade maybe

whats the odds on him taking the brown brogues and then getting filmed eating a pie in the dugout in his first game in charge?

And he has now been replaced By Tony f@ckin Mowbray :rofl: If that fud is the answer Id hate to think what questions the Blackburn board are asking

Fly to Serbia and show her yer stroop or fly to Brazil and show them your brown fingers Give it up for FK Rada vice president Jelena Polic

Gollum's day job is a Religious Education teacher in a Catholic high school in Bellshill. Of all our dodgy refs surely to god he would be the least likely to want to aid the sevco cause. Bobby Madden on the other hand.....

She is a Kirkcaldy girl originally Having been with more than my fair share o' quines picked up in Jackie O's and Bentley's in the early to mid 80s I know just how filthy those Fife fillies are So Id deffo whisk her off down to Pathhead sands and bend her over one of the rocks and filling her tank with my best unleaded whilst admiring the vista over the Forth stretching from the Bass Rock all the way along to Granton.

Burton and Bolton I could probably buy into believing. Really can't see QPR being interested, though if true he will certainly be offski, he will minimum quadruple his wages going there. He is certainly only ever going to be an impact sub/ injury cover player for us, I'd be happy enough resigning him on that basis but if he can get a significant payrise somewhere else then I'd be absolutely comfortable about that, thank him for his service and trust Deek to find someone at least as good to replace him

Point of order my good man. If they do indeed go into administration it will be thr first time. Oldco were/are in liquidation. Tribute act are not the same.....and despite the revisionists within their club, in the Hampden offices and in a compliant media, I will go to my grave (hopefullly not for a long time) correcting anyone who tries the "same club" shyte.

Ive seen the posts purportedly by a sevconian follow follower. Saying that this is the reason for Mr Hovis et al "resigning", backroom staff working for free and Kenny Pensioner hasnt taken a wage in months. Orc hordes calling it bullshit....poster is a "tarrier", "fenian" and various other anti RC insults. FWIW I also think its a load of toot but as said before, we can but hope they go the same way as their deceased predecessors

With no sign of Mcginn signing an extension I have a feeling that Deek may be viewing Christie as his possible long term replacement. ( Whether or not we could afford any transfer fee the Dhims would want is open to debate) Not saying drop Mcginn just yet but he was a passenger today. 2 or 3 more performances of a similar ilk and I would be advocating sticking Christie in for an extended run to see if he could fill his boots.

Hun Smiths face is a fucking picture. Its like Ian Wrights when the Guffs get a pumping. Chin hitting the floor and crying like a baby. Today is definately a Carlsberg day

Thought Taylor was by far the best of our defenders today. No blatant fuck ups and one excellent solo run where he should have had a pop at goal rather than try to play Rooney in.

Make that Sevco 2 down! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

And sevco go one down :rofl:

Or give Reynolds a big rest and play Consi at centre half

Whilst all of those you mention are undoubtedly facially aesthetically more pleasing on the eye....I stick to my guns. Her ass beats them all... One mans meat and all that granted