Ten Caat

Hell yeah. Cutest ass on a 50 year old you are ever likely to encounter. I'll be soiling her dress a la Bill Clinton style

Think Denton made his comeback for Bath after 5 months out so hopefully he will be drafted in to replace Strauss. Laidlaw is by far the bigger loss. Price is a decent prospect but nowhere near the level of the scrum halves we've still to face, even Italy's.

Just a loan. No option to buy announced either at time of signing nor since. God was talking about this on Sportsound.....says he hopes we can do a deal with the Dhims to keep him in the summer but if he keeps playing as well as he has his valuation will increase and also English Championship sides will be alerted who are obviously in a better position to pay any such fee.

I hope we don't lose. On the other hand this is exactly the type of banana skin cup tie we have made a regular habit of losing over the past 20 odd years. Rooney has done nothing to warrant his place at all this season. When we win its generally in spite of him rather than because of anything fantastic he's done. Time to give Stockley a run of games. Overall if I was offered a draw and chance to get this tie back to Pittodrie I'd jump at it.

All day all night in every orifice Might even buy her a drink

Storie should also get more time on the field now he is trying to help St Midden avoid another drop

Personally Scotland, England and Italy are getting a try Ireland and Wales decent late replacements for the hookers France gets a clearance to touch followed by a red card for being utterly offensive

Scrum 5 or kick into touch? Attack on the blindside or 10 minutes in the sin bin? Its the ladies rugby captains...

Think we will beat Wales and Italy. Guffland should win the Grand Slam unless they suffer a wheen o' injuries. Beating Ireland tomorrow isnt a forlorn hope, just think their front row will outmuscle ours leaving us with not enough possession to really hurt them

Oh aye special treatment for the admins. May a plague of durrants infest your ratings

I'm also in on the strength of pic 2. Pic 3 I believe was taken just after she woke up full of Ten Caat babygravy, checked her Donstalk account and found herself 50 Simmies light

Its been discussed on clyde 1 superscoreboard tonight

I get the feeling he will always be just too lightweight to ever be a Premiership or even Championship level regular. He is unlikely to fill out a whole lot more maybe an extra half a stone but the top level defenders down south are 6'3" plus and 14 stone with the speed of an SPFL striker. I honestly can see him ending up at the Dhims perhaps in the summer, more likely this time next year if Norwich aren't in the promotion hunt next season.

If Cardiff do go to 750k I'm certain itll be accepted. I hope to hell Deek has been on the blower all day tentatively sounding out availability of replacements should the inevitable happen. Ive suggested GMS as being a possible replacement but with Nicholson in his last 6 months at Fartz 300k might just tempt them. As for who would take Jack.....well I'm amazed Sevco havent offered him a pre-contract as he is exactly what they require. Beyond that he would fit right in at a Leeds or a Sheffield Wednesday. If he leaves in summer I won't be too disappointed though if he signed on another 2 years id be happy enough too

Looks a good candidate to be back up keeper next season....worth a look Deek? I never got the Brigitte Neilson hype 30 years ago and I'm afraid this one is doing nothing for me either. I'll save my gravy for another day

Johnny Hates Jazz........ Turn back the clock

Then you have no choice but to make your daughter the next WYOWYN four our perusal You know the rules...

And every f@ckin one of them is going to get home, check out Donstalk and find out theyve lost 500 Simmies since 6pm

Ex of Jim Kerr....the Scottish equivalent of Bono. If hes been up her she must be a carrier of sanctimonious bastard syndrome. Very contagious. On the other hand she looked affa fine the nurses uniform in Holby City. What the hell I'll double up on the flavoured condoms and give her a taste o Ten Caats urethral weapon

Think this time next year Smith will be playing in the Highland League. Just not up to the physical side of the game, says a lot he couldnt get a game at United ahead of such legends as Murray and erm erm erm whoever else they have attack wise

How many swipes did it take to get her arse to disappear from view?

Partial to a Pie eating contest?

Could easily be resolved by a simple DNA test. I'd imagine there is plenty hair from his 70s Afro kicking around to do the necessary but if not any of his brothers could provide a sample and the familial link could be proved that way. Yet she chooses not to silence the doubters.... If the pervert had still been alive today I suspect he would be about 3 or 4 years into a 30 year stretch. I want to hate him. However Off the Wall and Thriller were massive in the soundtrack of my teenage life.

Gascoigne was only her stepfather but she clings on to his name and fame like a stubborn dangleberry. Accent isnt Cockney but Home Counties chavvish. Id probably have a wee shottie at her but knowing her stepfaither is a flute tootin hun i suspect the old tallywhacker would remain firmly floppy And then find myself in a red top the following week having been the victim of a kiss and tell "Ten Caat's droopy stroopy angers Gazza's whiney quiney"

Easton is another who takes a decent free kick but cant see what else he offers that Shinnie doesnt do better (perhaps marginally better in the air). I wonder if this is true that either Consi or Taylor have indicated that they are offski in the summer. Ryan Christie is just bizarre IMHO. Been nowhere near Dhims first team so his match fitness will be atrocious. Honestly think he would be a passenger for at least the first month whilst he got up to speed and even then his form is not guaranteed to be good. Only winners I can see coming from this would be the boy himself and longer term the Dhims. As I've said before May represents a roughly 2k a week gamble which could go either way but if theres a possibility of a long term deal being done in the summer its a risk worth taking, especially if we cann offload Storey to anywhere which would probably cover half the 2k per week for May