Ten Caat

I am certain we will finish top 4. Unfortunately with McInnes at the helm, I'm now certain it will be in 4th position. Looks like the orcs will get Jota and Sam Nicholson in January. Plus a couple of loans. Fartz will have cash to spend from the Nicholson sale plus even more if as expected they cash in on Paterson before its too late. We will be lucky to get a cm on loan if we are lucky plus a couple of uninspiring pre contracts

Easy with the Simmies GB He hasnt ruled out Sunty yet...

Debbie Harry c1978?

Oooft no. Over 25 years as a general nurse has left my back in tatters. She would finish me off

Didnt realise that sort of thing was allowed in here Donstalk....the most minority pursuits friendly supporters board bar none

Durrant :cardred:

Shouldnt pumping Reynolds be left to the WYOWYN threads?

https://youtu.be/ItRkoqcL1C4

In. For no other reason than it crosses off another entry in the Ten Caat spunkbucket list

The tribute act are shite but they don't lose at home and often manage to turn a potential draw having played utter honking for 90 minutes into 3 points with a winner in the 5 minutes of injury time they always get when required. We on the other hand, when in similar circumstances, usually find ourselves hanging on for grim death and end up getting booed off the park. If McInnes doesnt finish above the sevconian shite he has to get his jotters. As things stand I would rather have our squad than theirs, albeit Mr Hovis will be given cash in January to improve things and it now looks like Maddison will definately get get recalled to Bernard Matthews United. And the west coast media can ram it right up their collective sheughs

Saw her last night on X Factor remember her audition but not much else Describes herself as a living doll. Oh and shes Danish. 2 strings short of a banjo, step up to the mike Miss Sada Vidoo

Logan for me. Shinnie has enough on his plate getting shuttled between positions.

Never seen a single episode of ELR (or Friends for that matter) All i can say is that having podgered the living daylights out of Theresa May, it would be remiss of me, nay hypocritical even, if I were to give this walking sperm bank the bum's rush. You can take that as affirmative

A chemise top. A F@CKIN CHEMISE TOP! Hae a word wi yersel min.... Now tell her to turn round, take the chemise tap aff and expose the puppies. I'm awa fer a cauld shower

One of the Loose Burds squad o' mouthy menopausal harpies I'll put it down as a yes but if she opens her gub and gives it all the faux feminist bullcrap I might find myself spending the next 20 years in a maximum security pokey. Is it worth that risk? Hell yeah, she goes like a train is what I heard

Keep....... Considine, McGinn.....both 2 years Bin.......Taylor, Jack. Unsure......Pawlett. Agree hes done nothing to warrant an extension, but hasnt had a decent run of games. If nothing changes before season end I'd say bye bye. However I strongly suspect he would end up at one of the Edinburgh clubs and return to haunt us continually if we do let him go

Mark Reynolds in midfield?? Id rather see Debbie Reynolds play there Down buc.....down

Mr Hankey would smell better than that. Howwwwwwdeeeeee Ho

Davidson would be a decent squad player to have but unfortunately he is as fragile as a Ming vase, we would have to build a new separate treatment room for him alone. So thats him out.... Tansey takes a decent free kick and penalty, but we need a hard bastard. Therefore if we had to go back to ICT for another of their players I'd rather it was Draper. Can make runs from deep and isnt frightened to karate kick an opponent when the need occurs. I wouldnt be against letting Reynolds go free in the window and using his freed up wages and paying a small fee toget in Chris Cadden from Motherwell. He aint a central defender but with consi taylor and o'connor we have enough to see us to seasons end so a young left sided central defender on a precontract would be fine

And another simmie gets delivered. I'm gettin fast and loose handin oot these accolades

Make that twa Simmies

Id rather do 12 rounds in the boxing ring ring with her Probably lose on a tko in the 6th right enough Or if she started talking I'd retire myself on the stool at the end of the 1st. More irritating than a swarm o midgies

But will Buc give him the thumbs up despite the gloom?

Just got a stonkin cheap extended warranty for my time machine Ekaterina could be doable if someone can prove she didna get a portion fae that big Nureyev jessie For now I'll stick to helping the twa quines fill their boxes