Ten Caat

FT 1-2 COYR!

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssssss Logan!!!

sevco 1-3 down :rofl:

Sounds like Jack sending off is a howler by ref. What a fucking shame :rofl: Just had a quick shooftie on sevco meedja, its an absolute hoot......An hour ago they were winning the league. Now the orcs are turning on themselves. Comedy gold. Cue the ref being called various interpretations of "catholic sympathiser born out of wedlock" and "its aw a conspiracy against ra bears byrawaybigman"

HT 1-1

And sevco go 1-2 down now

Ryhun Jack red card Violent conduct :rofl:

yaaaaaaaaaassssssssss reynolds 20 yard volley

May starts....Maynard to bench. Also Stewart in and Christie to bench..

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Why shouldn't blatant penalties be added if the weren't f@cking given?? The question would still be valid.....

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Storey had to be allowed to leave as he just wouldn't feature other than the occasional substitute appearance wth the arrival of May. Depending on Rooney's fitness, Maynard may well find himself becoming a bit part player soon and as he is only on a 1 year contract, I can see both him and Stockley being allowed to leave for free to (very) lower league clubs down south in January. We got an undisclosed fee foer Storey, I'd imagine 30-50k, and got him off the wage bill (2.5k/week approx) so all in all a good bit of business for the club which should allow Deek to get in a left back of reasonable quality, even if just on a years loan until young Harvie becomes a viable regular first team option.

Nae had a cock cut off DD genuine case of hermaphroditism ( born with both male and female sex organs for all you observers in Arbroath) Has a fanny but was found to produce levels of testosterone pretty much at the lower end of what men do. Medical imaging scans showed that she/he has a couple of functioning testes within the pelvic cavity. "She" agreed to be placed on drugs which would lower that testosterone level to that of which a "normal" woman would produce and pretty much immediately her performance levels dropped by huge levels and became just a run of the mill international athlete winning very little indeed. However human rights bullshit once again won the day. It was argued that externally she is "female" and that it was not her fault that she was born with internal male sex organs and as such not her fault that her testosterone levels were naturally at levels expected to be seen in males. As such she was taken off the medication and whaddya know, she starts winning big titles again immediately. Of course it isnt her fault that she was born as a freak of nature but there can be no doubt that she gains hugely from her abnormal physiology. There are a couple of other African "women" runners who also have have abnormally high testosterone levels occurring naturally (Margaret Wambui of Kenya being one....you think Semenya looks like a geezer then google this one.....) and supposedly there were 4 African female athletes round about 2012/13 who actually underwent surgery to lower their testosterone levels ( presumably had their internal baws whipped out). Bet they are regretting in now in the light of the Semenya ruling....

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If we had got Moult in I'd agree with you. But May is similar in style to Storey, although not as fast, but better touch and finisher. So its bye bye Storey though we will no doubt either have to give him a pay off or subsidise his wages if he goes on loan. Stockley will have a limited role to play, he gives us a different option as a sub though it's hard to see him ever getting a start now unless we get totally ravaged by injuries. He will probably go in the January window to a League 2 or Conference side....

Presume he must have passed a rigorous medical. A bit of a punt but a fit May will no doubt be an asset. Welcome aboard loon... Presume any move for Moult will now be dead, maybe gambling on getting him on a pre contract in January but I suspect someone (sevco??) might fire in a cash bid this window and scupper us

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I'd like to think he would do the honourable thing and jump into the wet concrete as they lay the foundations...

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2-3 murderwell who are down to 10 men

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Funnily enough thats exactly what I was thinking

Bugger off to W.A.N.K.S....

Did you have to practise hard at being a tosser or does it just come naturally to you?