Gervaise_Brookhampster

Forget it I had a Kirsty moment , he died last year

Can't see anything sexual about her at all, no redeeming qualities BUT under all that shit clothes there's a couple holes looking for some badly needed attention so fuck it... I would but i'd feel really embarrassed and dirty seconds after emptying the spuds.

Check this boy oot for an over enthusiastic drummer

......like masel that like a curvey wifie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY84MRnxVzo This een might nae be good for the heart Buc! If it was a wyowyn they would all get a serious sorting oot!

Me too , looking forward to The Grand Tour

I'd certainly like a go in Dee's Stench Trench (But I'd prefer Clare )

Saw her in yet another of those annoying Tesco ads......Ruth Jones wyowyn?

If someone likes a post you made they can click on the Simmie below your name that gives you a +1 to your rating, a Durrant on the other hand is a dislike and gives you -1 .............A bit like the "like" button that used to be on Mad

She looks rougher than a badgers arse, also for some reason im imagining she has a bad case of eczema around her fud area casing flaking skin to be caught in her mat of silvery pubes......I'm oot

A sort of toldie version of Strangers on a Train?

Duran Duran - Save a Prayer

Phwoaaar Fit I wouldn't give for a menage a trois with her and her sister Thema Classic F35E

Once the kids have moved on and settled and the finances allow I'm seriously contemplating moving to Cyprus.

Haha nice oe centurion have a Simmie for that

Sounds to me like your foo foo valve is hitting your gigglin pin? But I'm nae expert so don't quote me on that

Saw this filly on The Last Leg last night and thought she would be a good candidate, Boris Johnsons sister Rachel wyowyn?

West coast media trying to unsettle us again, you would almost think we had a big game against one of Satans XI coming up.........................Oh wait!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTDzFUlrDYM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTKORcr1jhY

Trump says he's proud of all his kids but Tiffany 'to a lesser extent' wyowyn? http://images.thehollywoodgossip.com/iu/s--QCI2MSsP--/t_slideshow/f_auto,fl_lossy,q_75/v1440452048/tiffany-trump-eating-pizza.jpg[/img]

What the actual Fuck

I'd love me a bit o "Bob" or even a go at Patricia Farnham.

Tofu looked good (for tofu ) but I'd have Malagas Rack of Ribs any day. Good work by both of you though

Keeping the real dodgy theme going .... Miranda Hart wyowyn?