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Macken always promised more than he ever delivered but might do us a turn in what is a league in quite shocking decline. Killen, naw.

Prozac is awesome!

Both good reads.

It will be full of awesome awesomeness, and fulfilled potential of awesome.

Double H's. What a pair of tits that would make.

Wasn't arsed enough to read it all but is Hearts Texaco Cup triumph (semis I think) included?

I'd rather eat ma own arse.

. . . . and Ifil.

Aye, with the requisite reservations that go with saying this, Diamond for captain.

Yes mizer, I mean really, McGhee is such a cut above in the media savvy stakes.

You should have let the cunt play, last time I was at Westerwood it was a fucking toilet!

Noel Whelan anyone?

Maybe a decent bit of experience in the middle but far from impressive recent record.

Regrettably even now he is still probably better than what we have in his position. Not my favourite player by any means but if he improves the squad . . . .

Your spelling is awesome.

Isn't it just AWESOME?!?! Just like AFC, awesome. Just awesome.

We are AWESOME!

I have to say what the first team did was the only significant thing, trialists, amateur or otherwise, matter fuck all.

Machrihanish was absolutely brilliant, can't recommend it highly enough. Excellent course, lots of blind second shots though and I reckon we were fairly fortunate with the weather. Haddington nr Edinburgh is a nice course too, pretty flat track but well worth a visit.

Jesus, better get it done before you marry her then!!

You old romantic! Are you planning on taking her up the aisle?

Well that takes care of the opening batsman, what about the 'keeper?

It wasn't idiotic, but only an idiot would do it. Stick to the numbers Carol.

Really? If Langfield gets injured what happens?

Anyone play Old Meldrum? Playing up there at the end of August.