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Spurs tactics were laughable. Trying too hard to score, they should have hit them on the break a bit more. No idea what AVB was up to, with The Submariner in there the result would probably be much the same.

Spoke too soon. They are a wreck defensively.

If only we had a health professional to ask . . .

Livermore was hellish all game. Must have it done now, surely?

Broad shoulders.

Joan Collins maybe.

Alloa manager for a bit and played for us. He may well have what it takes to be a fine manager but I find the prospect of even considering the guy a bit underwhelming.

I'm no fussed about Adams getting it at all. Likewise wi Hartley. New manager, renewed optimism whoever it is.

Yet another steel toe capped hoof in the knackers to my prospects of giving a shite about anything football related. Clearly the ideal set up is for a four team top league of Old Firm 1st and 2nd teams who can be both home and away every weekend and can be sponsored easily, given the outstanding nature of the brand, to the same extent as the EPL, because these are the only matches Sky will cover and generate revenue. They could be sponsored by something appropriate too, a worldwide instantly recognisable brand. Vagisil. For cunts.

There are managers out there who seem to have a knack of getting teams out of the Championship yet maybe aren't quite as good at keeping teams in the EPL.

Yip, this, seems like a decent manager. Pretty predictable turn of events though, as soon as he had a bad run he was going to be out on his hole, new owner and all that.

Amazing.

Ha!

Bale is a tosser. Brilliant player, prize tosser.

Roughly? I'm going to take a stab at the second week in May-ish. Roughly speaking.

Agreed.

Simply don't care now, just said to padre already got plans for Saturdays that don't involve Aberdeen FC. 7 day membership at the golf, a few comedy gigs (aye, I know, no much difference). All much better ways of filling my time. Fuck it.

Jersey swapping at the end?

The horse may have bolted but we did get some pies out of it.

Chelsea Liverpool and Jordee Coonts!

Jim fucking Jeffries and Craig fucking Levein.

Yes.

Agreed, Lincoln was baws and Django Unchained good.

Dundee and Hull, competition? Lumping fuck.

Or "booked" as we say in normal English.