TENEMENTFUNSTER

Has no track record in management at all!

Leicester were pretty well finished when he left there.

Fuck no.

Seems a decent sort, tactically astute, aye, why not? But I'm happy with the present encumbent.

Fuck no.

Status Quo - Pictures Of Matchstick Men

Where to start today . . . .

Don't get it, playing against a team who are on a shite run and could go top if they win, putting pressure on Man U who have a very tricky match coming up? Fucking daft. Could be making a point to the Spanish national coach re Torres.

Yes, perhaps but I'm sure most folk would rather avoid that kind of caper.

Liverpool: Reina, Carragher, Skrtel, Agger, Dossena, Arbeloa, Mascherano, Aurelio, Babel, Ngog, Benayoun. Subs: Cavalieri, Hyypia, Torres, Riera, Alonso, Kuyt, El Zhar. WTF the fuck is Benitez playing at?

Are you ever very far away from that topic?

The Hairymill Magyars! Sure they're out, Maryhill Juniors do?

Anyone at home.

Or Celtic or Rangers, your local teams you weegie cunt!

Fuck, I've just happened upon a Carry On movie!

You just dae as yer telt, when he wants your opinion, he'll give it to you. Just how do you iron and post at the same time?

You cunt!

Avril enhances his superb cup credentials even further.

QoS are out too! Get in!

Quelle surprise.

1641: Sending off at Tynecastle! Hearts defender Marius Zaliukas is given a straight red card after wrestling Carl Finnigan to the ground as the Falkirk man raced in on goal. Mickey Rourke would've been proud of that one in his new movie The Wrestler. Also 1625: Sending off at the Caledonian Stadium. Kevin Kyle is shown a straight red card for an illegal challenge on David Proctor. And 1638: Sending off at Celtic Park! Poor Adam Coakley is given a second yellow card for a clumsy challenge on Celtic's Lee Naylor. Queen's Park's goalscorer trudges off for an early bath. Thought this was funny too 1621: Jambos boss Csaba Laszlo is apoplectic with rage and Bruno Aguiar has lost the plot, dancing about like a man whose hair is on fire!

On a similar vein, what do Blackpool donkeys get for their lunch? 20 minutes, same as every other cunt.

Not at all, he has got a lot of skill. But your ability to spot a player is looking kinda rough after all you said about Miller!

Never saw any of it but my mate was there and phoned me after, said they probably should have won it but for Given having an absolute blinder, he also said though that despite the saves, he should have finished almost all of them. Nae baws. Tuncay has been off the boil recently but it's still a bit surprising.

1620: Incredibly, Dougie McDonald has reversed his decision after consulting with his linesman and a corner is awarded to Hearts! That's twice that's happened today (see 1544) 1619: Penalty to Hearts! Dean Holden pulls down Andrew Driver and the ref points to the spot. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL OUT LOUD!