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Tony Christie - Las Vegas

Rolling Stones - Time Is On My Side

The Maisonettes - Heartache Avenue

Queen - The Prophet's Song

Buzzcocks - Ever Fallen In Love

Oh and "One Lee Miller!" "One Scott Severin!" "They went and signed for a big club!"

Prunty (Useless), Zdrillic (Fairy), Pasquinelli (Sicknote) and Stewart (50k hahahahaha)

Pudding supper? Coat on and already in taxi . . . .

Champions League contenders bringing themselves down to their level is indeed sad.

Sarfend? You sigh! Fahkin sarf stahnd, you n me, cahnt!

Merited. Quiet progress, unnoticed or acknowledged by any of the utter fucking cunts of the media suits our purposes much better.

No comment about the behaviour of it's players after the final whistle though. That is a genuine surprise. Shower of cunts is an understatement.

You've got AIDS! I'd pyoor say that to your face.

The 35 year old man accused of holding an Edinburgh nurse hostage in the boot of her own car, has said to police he was simply taking precautions as a result of a forecast of heavy snow. Apparently the AA recommend keeping a spade in the boot.

I'll knock fuck outta you with my cordless mouse if you do!

Exactly, some ratings are more important and worthy than others.

Esschnsschial for the cult hero schtatusch.

Stoke manager Tony Pulis has said he will deal with Ricardo Fuller after the Hearts legend was sent off for striking Andy Griffin in the 2-1 defeat by West Ham. Fuller, who used to play for Champions League winners next season, Heart of Midlothian F.C., appeared to slap the City captain after the Hammers had equalised at Upton Park on Sunday.

Hebrew Keevins.

You been on the Cava already lady?

Well his father did so that he could have a son.

He is a right laugh in the dressing room and behaved impeccably in his book.

Hence why the fitba has to be of a decent standard too, competitive fitba isn't the same as good fitba.