TENEMENTFUNSTER

What in the what??

I was thinking that myself, not quite as short-arsed as Smith or Maloney but he is a dwarf.

ELO - Don't Bring Me Down

Equally apt unfortunately but yes, he's done well so far this season.

Good point BB although he played Hodgekiss at Tynecastle so he must reckon he is capable of handling himself at a place like that. I would be keen for JC to sign him but similarly I wouldn't be devastated if he didn't.

That alone would give us about 10 fucking points to our total. We are absolute shite for the first 3 or 4 months of a season. There is something Pete Tong there and no mistake.

We're no playing him just now so I guess not. Mair currently merits his place in the team, whether that is at RB is another matter. I like Hodgekiss thus far though, seems a decent player and one that can play some decent football but maybe given our current defensive frailties playing a CH out there isn't an altogether bad idea.

Nope. Don't think getting shot of him was either a good option or even considered by his employers. Though just because of the sheer size of JC's coat, any peg would be shoogley.

Do we not also have some young Polish dude on our books? I would take Smith too but concede absolutely the cunt point and suspect that we have given that waste of skin Bossu a contract, so he'll be here til it finishes meaning Smith would be a summer signing, if at all. I'd like a striker and a central midfielder.

Bow Wow Wow - Go Wild In The Country

He's mine and Glasgowdon's mate though, we had him first!

It was against St Mirren and they are fucking pish, so certainly a goal of less standing than one against Celtic, for example.

Yes, we heard.

It just feeds into some folks agenda hereabouts and elsewhere to point out the shortcomings or clouds on silver linings. I fear I'll never get over it. It's a tough one.

Nope. He may well now point at the sky but before his maw pegged it he definitely kissed his wedding ring and pointed to the crowd.

That game is etched on my memory, watched it in hostile territory with a hun mate, who was just back from a job in Cuba. Montecristo cigars whipped out at FT.

Yes, for the first and Lampard is one that definitely does, for the second.

I'll probably just buy one. Can't imagine much return from investing in them.

Aluko, Miller and Kerr have impressed, Seve has definitely regained a bit of form too. Lee Mair has done well too. Throughly pissed off with Maguire, not moving on at all. Gutted Smith is still Mrs Columbo and as it stands, it is still early to say much about Wright's ability though to have hardly featured seems very wasteful especially if he was unfit to begin with.

Then let's just have the total then.

The RDS was a little less impressed, he got a fair bit of shit but given the marvellous accoustics and shit crowd I doubt if he heard much of it. Nobody was much interested in him until he acted the cunt in the box, thereafter he got a bit of shit.

Aye, it was a fine stop, the conditions were fucking awful and it was burling around in the gusts and he tipped it over the bar. The Falkirk keeper had a few more decent stops and I would have thought the assualt outside of the box by their keeper on Mackie would have merited mention if the lamentable dive by Lovell did.

Yay, soccertainment.

I thought we created a lot more than that, and they never showed the shot Langfield tipped over well. Miller's finish for the second was class. Dunno about the celebration for the first though!