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They also have a fraction of the debt, Hibs and Hearts have a training complex and Dundee United had consistently bigger pockets than Calderwood until quite recently and were still shite. Look at teams that have "had cash" in the recent past, United, Motherwell, Dundee, Hearts. Big wage bills, debt and ultimately shite. Perhaps an explanation of your own expectations and ambitions would be good here Jocky? Though, ST wasn't alluding, as you said, to his own ambitions for AFC, just giving his assessment of where the club stands currently.

The Blue Nile - Tinseltown In The Rain

Making way for Gordon "Dirtbox" Durie. Young fella, Steven Craig, been banging them in, Calderwood is fucking useless, we should be looking at talent like that.

I have heard that Martin O Neill is ready to let Russell Anderson go for free in the next transfer window.

Only good thing about it is the Glenskirlie. You could try the G&W supporters bus but I wouldn't. The GUASC is the way forward chief, don't listen to that wizened ol cunt Al. Furryboots in Ayrshire are ye?

According to mad. All you had to say.

Oooft, Banknock.

11 and subs I think. There could even be a bonus just for making the squad I thought.

A grand is a pretty outstanding win bonus. Of course, they can afford it.

It is impossible to compare Hearts to anyone in the league. Maybe with Lehman Bros or BCCCI.

I concur.

Not forgetting the great Keith Edwards.

Grooming again Al?

I'll get my coat.

For the fuckteenth time, wearing your pants outside your trousers does not make you super anything.

Dunno about that bobo, Poggy is more a "quality over quantity" kinda guy.

Aye, that professional they sent them to us!

A guy who gets away with murder is Carvalho too. Lost count of the time I thought "right, he's off for that!" and nope, yellow if anything. A guy you'd definitely have in your team but feel dirty for doing it.

A real fan wouldn't even consider expecting that.

Aye, this cunt seems virtually untouchable.

Ibrox in 80 or 81, 0-0.

People that live in stone houses and aw that . . . . .

OK, what does that mean?

Some people have too much spare time and too little brains.