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No-one turned up with the possible exception of Severin. Abysmal, clueless, saoft as shit performance and clearly getting worse rather than better. If Calderwood says ANYTHING positive about a performance like that he is on the fast track to Cornhill, utterly delusional. United, ICT and Hamilton are vwery poor teams and we have been beaten by all of them and pretty much merited fuck all of these matches, at home, Fortress Pittodrie. What a fucking joke.

Na, late shift with no prospect of parole. Kinda glad though, was really heavily scunnered after last week.

We have right back who can take the place (presumably) of someone who is very pish in terms of skill and form. That back four (although I am having big big doubts about Severin) should be left alone for a few matches, barring injury and suspension. Maybe someone can explain this, why does Calderwood think Seve is best at CB but when the game turns to carvery charge, ie "must win" he's good enough in centre mid?

The fifth biggest bank in Lithuania? I reckon they're fucked. Should also say that Hearts are what defines "sub-prime lending".

Maguire, McDonald and Foster would not get anywhere near a jersey.

Yes.

Would you ever stop though?

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Ron White! How the fuck did I forget about him?

How many assists has Mackie? Mackie for the chop, he was total dung on Saturday.

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I would guess it does. Filming AFC without prior permission is illegal too.

Fuck them, we have a permanently moaning faced support. Winning football/attractive football? Given the choice, I'll take winning. There will always be folk moaning about either.

Aye, the model pro fanny we had.

I will.

True, he's been torcher this season.

He needs battered. I'll get my poncho.

I'd have to agree. I would also say it's about time we made 2 centre backs the pairing and stick to it, whether that be Zander and Consi or Seve or even Mair. Too much cunting about.

Was with you right up to there.

What the fuck is up with this "Zander in reserves to prove himself" fucking pish!!!?!?!?!?!? JC, stop fucking about!! He is getting right on my tits now.

Exactly. However, explaining the strategy from Saturdays match would take the combined efforts of a fucking Philadelphia lawyer and some fucked up Govan mathematical algorithm.

My tuppence worth, Zander should be starting for us. I thought he was the best centre half at the club? When fit, he should be a first pick. I cannot understand Calderwood not starting him when fit. Add to that "form" players. I hadn't seen any of his performances but I was led to believe that Lee Mair had come on to a game of late and he is nowhere. Aside from all of that we have the Severin conundrum. This is really eating my tits. When things have gone pear shaped Seve CAN be played as a centre mid can he? Jimmy, FFS, get a fucking grip. Saturday was a total JHakki Brambles and no amount of greeting about our team being a group of shrinking violets will hide the absolute abortion of a set up in the second half against Hamilton. That is your look out and no-one elses.

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I wasn't slagging Mair, just the wankathon over the usual suspects in the SPL.