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Dying Light was excellent, the DI Steel character is a hoot.

If you haven't already, try Simon Kernick. The DS Milne books are very good.

Robert Palmer - Johnny and Mary

Not yet, those were the first 2 I'd read. I need to get away from police procedural I guess, Mark Billingham, Stuart McBride, Michael Connolly, Simon Kernick, Ian Rankin and Peter James are all I've been reading though there's a new, non-Discworld Terry Pratchett out I will get.

Just finished 2 Stuart McBride books, Dying Light and Broken Skin, both excellent reads. Currently reading Mark Billingham - Scaredy Cat. Read a Dean Koontz book a few weeks back, god it was shit.

Allan has a reputation and record behind him that transcends ever having had to have met him, in much the same way as the remark by sheep_shagger.

Keith Edwards, Gary Hackett and the great Dan Smith. Though seriously, Brian O'Neill, Paul Bernard and Robbie Winters.

He should type a book about it.

The Daily Record. Even more retarded than you think.

What an original thread. FFS.

Queen - Sleeping On The Sidewalk

Aye well done, ya ignorant prick.

. . . but get very cosy with in private.

The ability to make an offer that won't be refused?

It does. I'd be loathe to leave out Young though but I just think Calderwood will leave well alone after 2 wins on the road.

The Left Side!!

Assuming we're finished with signings. Aluko may well not start.

AFC had to make a signing like this, we are very one dimensional and hopefully this could free Smith up to do what he's excellent at rather than hug the left wing and get completely played out of the game.

It was a penalty that Miller hopelessly embellished to make it look like a fucking dive. Daft cunt.

He isn't a bad player but we have a lot of players for that position already, so no.

Very good news. We've signed another good player, one who is better than what we have, improving the standard. Excellent.

Must have learned his trade under the absolute masters of the genre, David McKinney and John Barnes, perr a fucking useless cunts.

Gene Pitney - 24 Hours From Tulsa

Too keen to go down and too theatrical when he did. Daft cunt. Had he stayed on his feet the defender would most likely have done enough to make a pen a certainty or Miller could have had a pop at goal. Wasted.