TENEMENTFUNSTER

Apples and tatties. 2/5

OOOFT! I'm no going to Burnley but I'll go to Norwich? There's only 2 surnames in the phone book down there. Must be more cash. Just going to change blazers for a season.

Well, I hope there's some soon. A fucking train going the other way.

How about both parties confirming it?

Where's the point in cake if you're not going to eat it? Must be Calderwoods diet mantra.

I'm presuming the ones who aren't coming back straight away are the ones that we are primarily interested in ie the good ones who will most likely have several options. In turn, we're no getting back to the ones we aren't really intent on signing. And sweetchuck, , I'm disappointed.

I'll ask again, who is saying this?

Now that seems like a reasonable point. I'm surprised.

That's just prize money.

Queen - My Fairy King

Spot on.

Hull, Fulham, Bolton, Sunderland, Boro , Wigan and hopefully Blackburn.

The professional's professional.

The 2 best team ever in the history of fitba?

Frank McGarvey is his British agent.

Hopefully Kluivert ischn't driving from the airport to the broom cupboard at Pittodrie. Heard hisch driving isch murder.

Very true, you've been chucked out of so much better establishments.

I was reliably informed that he was going to Germany!

So would I, signed.

Translation please.

Snap. Only one that was working was Arseteroids.

I didn't think McNamara was going to be such an abortion of a signing and display everthing wrong with a fitba player. Same could be said about Lovell, a signing that promised much and seemed a good signing but ultimately was total shite.

Is jmo on so we can ask how close you have to be to support your local team?

They do sweetchuck but I can't imagine Calderwood won't spend all of the budget available to him, meaning he can only sign a limited amount and that budget is set by other folk. Usual suspects again. You could probably include Miller as a new signing too, they really will say that, mark my words.

Autism is a tough gig mate.