TENEMENTFUNSTER

He is in negotiations with 2 clubs.

I had freshly cut chips with my home-made burgers and they were excellent.

Are you Garth Marenghi?

Enjoyed.

With a bit of luck Zander kept that up and led to the wee bastard getting espulso'd.

He's too wee most of the time and won't win an aerial battle so has to be ready for the second ball.

It is OK to refer to both names and suffix the word "cunt" to the end.

IRA members dying? I think the huns have an overblown estimation of who/what they upset by saying/singing their folk songs.

I enjoy pleasing myself, just as well I'm a confirmed onanist. Well, the lass is away for the weekend, and I'm no an real onanist, I just help them out when they're busy.

But really, who gives a shit?

Plenty of evidence of this on the BBC Scotland website where they have good coverage of the filth at work, demonstrably not applauding at the St Mirren game. Bigots really isn't a proper representation of how low these alleged humans are.

A pair of absolute belters and no mistake. I went straight for the easy "priest pumping kids" route which was a little lazy I have to admit but the "6 figure income - kids with 6 finger outcome" was a little chuckleworthy.

I didn't want to ask, I didn't want to appeared intrigued but alas, I am. Wee BBQ for me tonight and a few whiskys methinks.

Must have been binned last night, I thought it was pretty inoffensive fun with a couple of very strange/stupid tims.

Just the thought is helping lift my mood no end.

Those tickets won't last forever you know.

My info is 3.

Grandpas and Wankers.

Friends Fares. 41 quid for 3 or 4. But they won't last forever, so say the nay sayers of the G&W and woe-be-tide anyone who disbelieves their truth.

Much better with Fun Boy 3. Anyway, begins with a P and has Scots in the team and the management.

I believe you Padre. You can spot a player at 2 or maybe 3 yards, you spotted Lee Miller's ability right from the get go.

Tenner return with the GUASC. Bring clothes to wear, a kerry oot and no guitar.

I saw you crouched over it but I didn't think it was weedkiller that was flowing into it. Either way, good job.

We're you in the dugout?

He's certainly won you round after a hugely disappointing start. Me and glasgowdon's mate always had the ability but I really thought he was going the way of the bin, that performance in the League Cup against Thistle probably acted as the watershed for him, he was fucking terrible that night, fucking lump o wid. But he really has worked at it and for me, is as good as a lot of supposed "top quality" strikers, certainly more aware and skillful and he is close to a lot of them in the league scoring charts. I'm actually surprised no-one took a punt on him elsewhere, surprised but far from disappointed. Good work big mate, keep it up.