TENEMENTFUNSTER

Get a cock up your arse Al. It'll help your English no end.

Way out of his league, he'd be punching way above his weight in there if he's pestering Jade Goody for a wank.

Or anyone else for that matter. Edited owing to previous fuckwittery

Gutted.

I'm going to have to withdraw, I'll never recover in time.

Boro, Blackburn, Wigan, Bolton all having shit crowds. I agree wholeheartedly with the sentiment and probably in terms of what CAN be achieved it absolutely is a step down. The only bigger and better things they have moved on to are bigger and better wages and unfortunately for us, that is the way of things.

They'll fucking need it after hearing about their pre-season friendly.

It all depends on the St Mirren game, if they do get a few (4 or 5) and the munchers win narrowly against the arabs (the most likely scenario) then an almighty pumping of us could be enough. We'll avoid defeat against them though.

They won't lie down but there's plenty shite to travel down the pipe before the end. It is conceivable the huns win on goal difference, pumping both St Mirren and us in the process.

They won't be "hard to deal with".

I wouldn't be overly disappointed about signing him, as you say, a bit of bite wouldn't go amiss with the current squad but do OUR medical staff need injured players? They injure enough on their own!

If I was a betting man I'd say it was shit stirring from his agent who knows the geezer won't get a better/new contract at Sarfend and is trying to generate interest north of the border.

Yes.

Keigan Parker and Richie Foran. I want to renew NOW!

That's a mighty big assumption matey, United have a point to prove after Ibrox.

Their summer training camp would suggest otherwise!

Same at baseball, no ingenuity or even just outright in yer face nasty abuse. A geezer called Clint Buck came on for the opposition, the best they could muster was "Buck you suck".

Fit enough to play is fit enough. How often has he been injured in training? Do we stop him training? Play our best available team against the cunts and if he is fit (yes, I know that means trusting our medical staff ) then he is part of our best team.

If he's fit why not play him?

No harm laughing at that all over again, one of those things that just won't get old.

Don't think how we play against Rangers would be a reasonable judge for next season. It's more than likely gonna be shite.

Only if he takes the job.

Who the fuck rearranged your cushions mizer?

From?

To quote nespa, "I wouldn't wank in ma hand and throw it at her!"