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Craig Thompson? Charlie Murray? Great guys.

I'm just glad we aren't getting involved in this pish. Do you know how much it would cost us if we did enter it?

SPL = Cunts. I'm astounded anyone is even remotely surprised by this.

He'll call back, it's OK. The Postma always rings twice.

You ain't a medium anymore fatso! But yes, I agree with the sentiment but I refuse to stop being angry about it. 2 attempts at semi-finals have resulted in utterly shambolic and souless performances of which the board, management and players should be utterly ashamed. If I go to another game this season (and that is a fucking big if) I will be pretty liberal with my ranting at the useless cunts.

No longer surprised by anything the SPL does.

Seems fair enough. Act the cunt, get treated like one and now he's away. Good. There are still some big arses needed booted in there though, some folk in that squad actually think they can turn up and walk away without getting a sweat on. They need to rediscover the fear of failure, they really think they are going to walk into a cushy contract with a "big team" when the reality, for almost every one of these useless cunts is far far far gloomier and anonymous. Hell ride it into the fuckers.

They've all fucked off up north mate, it's fucking 30 degrees on the pool deck just now, taking a wee breather!

Hands up who's surprised? No-one? OK, thread closed.

Where's Smith's stretcher too?

AFC Player of the season: None have stood out enough to deserve any kind of accolade AFC Goal of the season: Mackies goal in Dnipro Bounce of the season: Dnipro Game of the season: Copenhagen at Pittodrie AFC Cunt Award (who at the club is the biggest cunt?): Lee Miller/Barry Nicholson/Scott Severin And in other catagories SPL Cunt of the season: Barry "I shall not be booked even for assaulting players" Ferguson SPL Shitest player of the season: How long have you got? Best grub award: It's all bollocks Best away boozer: Labrynth in Dnipro, (once I found the lap dancers!)

Keeping Zander on a big contract has worked out well eh? Got to about 9 I think out of that lot.

6000 miles away and getting ripped badly. I am so fucking pissed off.

. . . well thank fuck I wasn't there.

What a total cunt I missed it. Raging about it.

You don't need them for Kabbadi.

Cunts.

I am currently listening to the sound of depressing Molson getting opened and downed! AFC - Officially top of the cunt list.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!!

We could jam it open wi one of the goalies gloves, not like they seem to need the fucking things.

1. Pish 2. Poof 3. Pants 4. Pathetic 5. Prick 6. Pansy 7. Pumped 8. Pillock 9. Paedo 10. Ponce 11. Penis Manager - Prat

I'll give the cunt a pint tumbler.

Don't let the door hit yer arse on the way out boys.

Langfield is the better keeper, by some distance too.

Calderwood can and should take all the responsibility for this. The players may have been poor/unprofessional/wankers whatever you like but he should have been able to assemble a team with enough ability to snuff out a pretty shite QOS team. We scored 3 goals. Had someone said we would do this I would assume, quite rightly, that we would have won. Defensive frailties that have been there for all to see all season have come back to haunt us in what I consider to be our most embarrassing defeat ever. He has changed little and done little to address this, the evidence being losing another 4 goals in one game but this time against a team of nothing better than journeymen, a team of players who were largely deemed to not have made the grade elsewhere. I am utterly embarrassed to be a Dons fan right now and utterly disgusted with the players. Any of those cunts who think they are entitled to a big pay day elsewhere can fuck off and underachieve with someone else but I am now firmly of the opinion that Calderwood can leave when he likes too. No-one can defend a result or performance of this sort and arguments of no money at his disposal really are defunct after a showing like this, those players should have went out there and pummelled a team like QOS and there are no excuses for not doing so. Aberdeen have been utterly disgraced today.