TENEMENTFUNSTER

I think we are missing them. Half the team - Clark, Hart, Lovell, Nicholson, Miller, Soutar?

Queen were huge in the States.

You absolute Philistine! Have you never stared in utter awe at the mesmeric football played by Hibs and Falkirk?

I prefer imperial sentiments myself.

To be fair, Newcastle have provided some great viewing this season!

As you say, no golf course, nightmair trying to arrange land for a stadium, what the fuck are the odds of the shites of the round table at the cooncil allowing more grun for a decent training facility? No chance.

Craig Bryson scored another double at the weekend!

Very true Chimp, if Miller is making statements about having a EPL standard surface then training on the Pittodrie pitch is an absolute no-no. Hence the need for decent training facilities, as if the number of training injuries hasn't already made a good enough case for that as it is.

I don't think it's an excuse, the pitch doesn't help us at all.

Precisely. Improving grass roots will help, in every sense of the words. Look at EPL pitches, almost entirely immaculate, look at ours. It is fucking terrible, even Livi have a better pitch. At least give the players we do have the best opportunity possible to play attractive fitba. The immediacy of the Scottish game is overwhelming most youth policies, that added to decisions made some 10 years or so ago are continuing to strangle the game. Enlarging the league has fixture issues, it has issues with the cup comps and guess what, money too. I would like to see a 14-16 team league though as those problems are far from insurmountable.

Oooooft. Messy.

Plastic face guards (as opposed to the chocolate fireguard that is Stuart Duff) can be used with fractured cheekbones. I don't think our medical staff have the necessary ability to make this even a remote possibility. Jamie Smith is back in training. That is an accident waiting to happen folks.

1. Mizer 2. Funster 3. Padre 4. Disco 5. Sheep#1 6. Glasgow Sheep 7. WeeG 8. Bucky Loon 9. Sheep_shagger 10. Nespa 11. Balders 12. BDB 13. 10menwent2mow 14. Chasy 15. BTR

Why not have a sack the board debate? Every cunt and their brother is willing to have a sack the manager debate. A cup final to round off the season will not so much salvage the season, I think all things considered it has been the most memorable and exciting season I have had following AFC for, well a fucking long time (ever even) but more it will keep it going. Exiting the cup would just bring it to a premature and pretty disappointing end.

Not at all. Defensive frailties I'm afraid. Never really looked like scoring and actually looked less of a threat when St Mirren went to 10. Unusual subs but frankly it was poor poor football on a terrible pitch in terrible weather.

Just what I was thinking.

Neither were you lot, if you remember correctly.

Middletons is far handier mate. Sure I'll venture to the Globe once more, once it dries out.

So I did. But only because your spiritual home deserted you ya Eartha Kitt!

My fitba supporting is now mirroring my professional life.

Why thankyou my good man.

You need to meet more women.

Ach, I'm sure it will be. All the better if I have a final to come home to. Anyway, to recap, get fucked, all of you.

Please don't take this the wrong way but go and get fucked.

Him and McGuire, good for the emergency room.