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I'm listening to Split Endz.

To carry the match baws. He's pissed on his chips there.

The EE is a total fucking arsewipe rag of fuck. I don't really care.

And one from Sneckie IF he stays.

Padre held me doon!

Agreed.

I think that is the crux of the matter wazz.

OK, who the fuck taught Charlie Nic to write?

If I were the board, the chances are it won't and what went before would have been less likely. I would have given Calderwood a wee bit of cash to bring in some replacements rather than makeweights (Maybury aside).

Alan Hansen fits that bill too.

Everyone has been there this season.

It is indeed very odd. Almost as if someone else wrote it for him.

Lovell hasn't been given a fair crack. Amy will help wi that though. But the reason for that isn't really down to Mackie being picked ahead of him, he's been absent most of the season. Folk do have to bear in mind the utter desperate performances that guy Lovell put in when he was given a chance, it really was dismal and distinctly lacking in application and effort. This has notabley changed of late but he was absolute dung for a long time. The picking of Maguire ahead of anyone though (never mind Lovell) is without any shadow of a doubt the biggest scratch heed and shake heed moment I've experienced in all of Calderwood's time at AFC. I do not fucking get it.

I never said I disagreed with what he said. What I said about Nicholas still stands though. What senior players that Calderwood signed have wanted away "from the manager" though? If Nicholson and Miller go it will almost certainly be for money.

Nicholas is a complete buffoon with so little real interest in Scottish football (even including the Old Firm) his opinions are totally irrelevant.

I know that's what he did at Sunderland. We were discussing his AFC career.

Unfortunately not In Memoriam.

Paul?

Precisely.

Scott Davie is just a complete wank. The missus was even giving dirty stares at the radio during the United semi-final as she thought his commentary was shockingly pro-United.

What bone was that?

He can play around the entire field as well you know.

Hammell is an authentic left back though. Spending a wee bit of that fucking fortune we accumulated from Europe and the money we pinched from Plymouth for Clark SHOULD have gone to that signing.

The rectum has no natural lubricant.