TENEMENTFUNSTER

That 3 year contract sums that up nicely.

Oh fucking dry up.

Still work for me. OK, Michelle Wild.

Not that inspired when you consider we were after half (ie one) of them but the board wouldn't sanction a fee for him.

Tera Patrick has the greatest tits.

Who's on first.

Which doctor?

Wouldn't hurt. But yes ST, growing a set would certainly help a few of them.

In Anderson's case maybe, just maybe, coincidental though he came back and got fucked again too . . . .

First off, I expect players to speak to the media. I also expect players to defend their team-mates. But the last sentence in your post is spot on. Make all the comments you like in the papers but for fuck sake dae it on the fucking pitch first and foremost.

There appears to be a great deal of truth, to the casual observer at least, in all of this. On a side note, send Smith to a chiropractor, worth every penny!

You're right Kowalski but try telling that to some cretins.

In terms of "fear" I just meant purely for finishing 3rd.

Completely agree. The injury issues seem to ring true as well.

Dundee United are a very solid reliable team whom Levein has imposed his usual "Big Laddies" philosophy with a few decent passers. But ultimately, without Robson they don't have the same spark or a guy who will put in that cross or score that free kick to win a match. Motherwell, to me, seem the team best placed to finish 3rd, by some distance. They bought well in January but have had the undoubted luxury of a lack of significant injuries giving them something we haven't, consistency of selection. Outside of these 2 there is no cunt to fear if we can regroup the defence and get Smith and McNamara fit for the run in. That said, our season hinges almost entirely upon the cup and it's only fucking Rasellicbyraway standing in the way of keeping a mediocre domestic season running. A win last night was pretty much essential for getting 3rd but I guess it's still arithmetically possible though Stephen Hawking would need his eyelash calculator to establish that.

My mate calls it the gravy train. Once you're on you're made. I always thought of Jim Duffy as a kind of exception to that, always liked him.

Hell yeah.

Don't get me wrong, I'd have this particular lump of wid at AFC, as he's probably better than most of the lumber we already have. But, bigger and better than where he is or even, Scotland, good god no.

Bigger cv's from other clubs, Premiership clubs at that as well as playing experience at the top level. That said Pearson seems to be one of those dudes always associated with disaster clubs.

Go back a bit further. But yes, in the last 18 months to 2 years he maybe missed about half a dozen games at the very outside.

I am still astounded Calderwood doesn't get more strongly linked with other jobs. I'm in complete agreement with ST on this, he has brought a club up from it's arse and taken them to the last 32 of Europe. Qualified for the Uefa cup first, courtesy of a 3rd place finish, then qualified for the group stages by beating Dnipro, then progressed from there to the last 32. With the square root of fuck all money. Sure our league form this season has been dire, more especially away form has destroyed our season, but at home we have been pretty damn good. He infuriates the fuck outta me sometimes but on balance, given the season he has brought us, I want the guy to stay. It's felt like 8 cup finals.

I have no idea what it is you see there dude. He's a lump of wid.

Clark was indeed rarely injured but the same cannot be said for Anderson and Hart.

I would keep the back 4 also. Maybe stick Seve or Touzani in front of them.

If your drinking that, no wonder life sucks!