TENEMENTFUNSTER

There was one glitter on a turd comment and it was mine. The general quality of the play of our team has been a disgrace, aside from a few exceptional performances. It is enormously frustrating and must be at least as frustrating for Calderwood. Taking the season as a whole, given we are still actively involved in all the competitions we started out in, is a good return in a season where we could end up playing more games in one season than we have for what? 10 years and with a pretty small squad at that. The standards of individual performances really have been way below what should be expected.

We've been stopped once in Abz. We had already planked the beers on the way into Abz!

Precisely. Some vehicles are ok but some aren't. It is ridiculous.

Cracking down on booze eh? All the pubs seem to be open. It is fucking ridiculous in every way you care to measure it. No booze in grounds, no booze in the buses, no booze on the trains (coming soon I guess) but yet every cunt is half jaked inside the ground? And of course they love their stop and search powers. Utter cunts.

Very grown up. "It was you that started it!" I didn't soak everyone in a fountain of pish lager. Anyway, we don't seem to have a bad record against them in the cups.

Neither does hammering tins of Tennets affy the deck.

Could someone explain the difference between carrying booze on a bus and have a skinfull in a local boozer in Edinburgh? It is a ridiculous rule and hopelessly administered and, in the Labdics case, administered by idiots.

Nicholson?

Na, no heard anything about tv coverage in the uk. If it clashes wi the Huns, no chance.

Channel Nein.

It's on german TV.

Yes.

Totally agree BB. He doesn't have the pace or awareness to play at LB. Right now though I think Byrne is better CH than him, Seve is a better option at the back and obviously Bus is there too so he would not necessarily be even 3rd choice. I'd rather have Consi as a left back than Byrne.

He is just a deluded fool.

Der Kaiser has had a shitload of games and if anything is getting worse, probably as a result of catastophies at the back. That said, Diamond came back from a similar situation but at least had demonstrated he had what it takes in the first place. I'm not sure Considine has done that as well. Maguire is, as has been said earlier, as a soft as shite, bit of a poser on the ball and doesn't put himself about enough or go in where it hurts. Couple of very good examples of this against the jambos. He most definitely has the skill but remains utterly unconvincing in terms of attitude or nerve.

I'm well aware that Calderwoods tactics canny necessarily help matters much. "Throwing glitter on a dog turd" springs to mind. I don't think of myself in any way as a "doom and gloom" merchant, I just couldn't be fucked watching dross any more, the general standard of play falling way below what I expect from pub fitba never mind professionals attempting to win better paid contracts. Was talking to a mate after the game and we kinda thought it was just too much football this year. Glad I'm having an enforced lay off.

A deer fucker and a Fifer.

Apparently I missed a Foster thunderbolt. I got told this a few times but since the scoreline that came thru to the Broadie was 0-1 I guess Foster missed it too. Nice quiet pint post match. Might do it more often, going on yesterdays performance I'll have plenty opportunity.

If that was against ICT then most definitely was a pen, Miller most definitely accentuated the fall but it was. Collum is a cock. First name never more apt in this case.

I tend not subscribe to the doom and gloom but I fucked off at half 4 yesterday, the level of performance and quality of our play against a very shite team, was frankly disgusting. Too many shitebags in the team and too many players not prepared to do the graft necessary. That said, we're still in 3 cups but I have to say the propects for finishing 3rd are diminishing rapidly.

Pretty unbiased stuff from the BBC yet again! Miller was getting a doing from Berra and the ref took forever to do anything about his persistent fouling. Ever single time the two of them went up for a high one Berra had his arms over Miller's shoulders. He dragged his feet down Millers shins a couple of times and the ref and linesmen never saw it. Miller DOES go down affy easy at times but he got a tanking yesterday from Berra and the ref allowed most of it.

Duff made a total howler for the goal but he didn't look that bad, there were far worse players on the pitch than him. With regard to the refs performance, what a cunt!! Hearts players were going down like 20 dingbat hoors and yet he continued to do nothing. Diamond, first foul, have a booking. The southstand side linesman is well known as useless cunt too.

Jimmy Calderwood, when he wakes in the morning he tries to think up new ways to annoy Mizer.

We were a total disgrace yesterday, an absolute shiter of a performance from everyone in red but there were noteable exceptions that were actually excelling at looking shite in a field overburdened with natural fertiliser. Ricky Foster was just awful, hardly ever picked out a red jersey, genuinely worse than a man doon. Chris Maguire, safter than ma first shite. MacNamara in the second half was a total shadow of the player we thought he would be. Damned with feint praise, the best that could be said was he was "better than Mair". No-one in that team could be spared criticism, truly shocking and their wages should be given to a local charity because not one of those cunts earned them.

Because I'm worth it.