TENEMENTFUNSTER

Not sure this Alan Irvine geezer has even a passing acquaintance with the plot. Says Hart hardly ever gets injured. My arse he doesn't!

I have mine.

Overhead kick? If he's that good we should be thinking about an extension.

He certainly seems to have shed his nervousness.

Can put a great ball into the box, great curler of the ball.

Queen - It's Late.

Yes. Acting the cunt yet again.

or . . . .

Those puppies . . . . .

See what I did there?

He's Dutch, he's been in plenty shiteholes before.

It must like it there, looks like it's been there a lot!

We've really missed Mackie.

Fuck knows man. I have absolutely no idea, especially when our away form last season was excellent.

We do play 4-4-2 a lot, just sometimes we play it badly. Our formation doesn't seem to matter away from home, we just seem to hit the shit button.

Gie it to Davey! He's clean thru! No a looker eh Sneckie?

What do you mean "would"? "Have" more like, that's her afterwards.

Threw up seems about right!

Mate, if it was Hibs that we BEAT it would still have been a pan handle show! Remember we dismantled them at Pittodrie there, they sat cocks in hand over the Fletcher goal and then said "and here's Aberdeens three jammy efforts, anyway, Hibs eh oooh oooh oooh OOOOOOOHHHH, Grant, that's a lovely pearl gumshield"

Why?

Unlike your sense.

Yes it is.

Irrelevant.

currently listening to Wide Open Space