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Frankie Boyle- Rangers fixtures for next season look like the itinerary of a beleagured 12th Century warrior attempting to unite the Clans.

And here it is, the very end stage of the death of Scottish football to save a poisonous sore of a club. "It is now understood that on the back of a briefing SPL chief executive Neil Doncaster and SFA counterpart Stewart Regan gave to clubs last week that the SPL will introduce a plan for SPL 2 - which would include Rangers - and invite existing Division One members to join." Shut the gates.

Absolutely this.

Split arses in charge of fitba teams. Whatever next? David Murray doing a tough mudder?

They're going to get away with it, why else have they not promoted/not relegated someone?

Pretty certain that's Stybrox. What a fuck up!

Sorry, did I say McGregor? I clearly meant CtS.

More like.

She's in the taxi after the gig on her way to a rohypnol pump off McGregor.

Looks like it. Scottish football is fucking over.

Yip, and I'll no be wearing that shite whilst looking at myself. It IS really poor.

Fuck it.

Yes you do.

In the Supreme Court today. Grade A cunt.

Same old story.

No Mav, I reckon he is the best to have picked a bat up.

Fed is the strong favourite, he's the best to have held a racquet. But Murray has a chance.

Chavvy little cunts. And a morally bereft bigotted fuck.

The Odessa File is brilliant.

Absolutely this.

The thing I'd forgotten was all those debenture holders on the club deck. All gone! Ell oh ell!

Indeed! Aye Saints is one I fancy too but I'd far rather give my cash to my club.

Henry McLeish on 5live saying he supports 1st Div as does Spiers. Ignoring that there is no fucking way that can happen. These Hun motherfuckers were going postal about rule changes just for them but that's precisely what's happening. Just kill them off completely and be done with it.

Yip. Far too talented for that pish.

Subject of an equipment seizure.