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Brian Donohoe, what a complete fanny. Acted too quick indeed, this has been contested for fucking years.

I see old Dougie Bader has resorted to the "a big boy did it and ran away" total denial excuse already, classic stuff. Absolutely pishing myself at all this, absolutely brilliant watching these fucking bastards dying on their arses. I fucking love this.

I wouldn't dare trying to usurp the king.

Same thing as saying they are fucked.

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWL. Haven't laughed as much since granny caught her tit in the mangle.

I wasn't fishing at all. Simply a sarcastic response. BREAKING NEWS!!! Luis Suarez has been arrested for the murder of Whitney Houston in a racially motivated attack. Eye-witness Patrice Evra says he saw Suarez kill her at least 10 times. Sir Alex Ferguson has called for the death penalty. Kenny Dalglish says he has never heard of Whitney Houston and has questioned whether she ever actually existed. Howard Webb said he seen it all.

So, Suarez behaved well and Dalglish has done fine. Glad that's all sorted. No idea how this all could have started . . . . oh, wait.

Pinched and fucking pmsl. Took me 20 minutes to compose myself, tears were blinding me!! Brilliant.

It's been revealed the double tragedy of Whitney Houston's death, she had Rangers in the sweeper for who'd die first.

Sense breaks out, clearly the chief exec has had a fucking word in their respective shell-likes.

In "uniforms"? Wtf the fuck?

Manc, shocked? I mean, really, shocked?

Cwassic Ferguson

SAF - He's a disgwace and they should get wid of him.

This is some battle for the top of the cunt charts between Terry and Suarez.

This is good, however I can report my findings after a bottle of vodka last night. I'm fucked up.

That's already there, just next to Alpha Centauri.

Vodka and tonic already flowing. Ftw.

He looks it in the photo.

Tournedos Rossini is one of my favourites. Superb when done well.

Sounds like someone we should be thinking about.

You'll be the only one down there I expect . . . . though mizer may have been down there before you.

Hooter to tooter!