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163. John Barnes admits "I can't get a managers job in the Priemiership because I am a shite". 164. Man United Line up Barnes as Fergies Replacement.

I was using the American spelling Ok I admit it im a retard

151. Rampant Dutch taimed by Scotland in World cup qualifier.

138. No arrests as England fans drown sorrows after defeat in (insert country)

Bus could have been a good player but had to carry to many passengers

Voted for Hans in the end but Theo is also way up there also.

Hey it could happen after day 1 of the season

102. Packed Pittodrie see's Aberdeen Hammer Hamilton Accies.

Almost as bad as the one I thought was too sick to put in 89. Tommy Burns linked with vacant Scotland managers postition I will also get my cloak

Rip

84. Aberdeen victory relagates Rangers. 85. Goverment declare 11th of May now called Gothenburg day a National Holiday. 86. Christiano Ronaldo says "I want to play for Aberdeen" 87. Celtic decide against parading the Lisbon lions this season.

32. Rangers fans voted best in the world. 33. Calderwoods Tactics were spot on. 34. Aberdeen lay off club phisio due to lack of work. 35. Old Firm struggle financially due to lack of television revenew. 36. Hearts manager looking forward to his 2nd season in charge. 37. Strachan admits "I am a dick".

Correct and we proved it by beating Hamburg in the super cup and then getting to the semi final of the same compition the following year unlike the tims and probably huns who will be back to normal getting knocked out early doors next year.

53. We are only sheep shagging bastards. 54. 10 men went to mow a meadow.

Bryan Gunn only made 21 appearances for Aberdeen in 6 years, he was a great keeper.

NOVO NOVO GTF

How many goals will he score or set up against us next season?

I think the MLS ahs improved even since I moved her in 2004 and having players like Angel, Beckham, Blanco can only make it better. I agree it is probably around the same standard as the SPL without the old firm.

They have a great keeper in Pat Onstad, unless he is retiring next season I cant see Soapy ousting him as Number 1

Class read the book and own the DVD, "I can take mair" Reading if you liked school you will love work now.

Agree I may be living in the past but I still get a fuzzy feeling when I think that we are the last Scottish team to win a European trophy and the only Scottish team to win 2 European trophies, both these records would be gone if the huns win the UEFA Cup. Although John Hewitt would probably be the last scotsman to score the winning goal in a European final as the chances of a scotsman scoring the winner for them is slim.

Correct, moving in next door to frank Mcgarvey

From the BBC website: Ref wrong to rule out Dons 'goal' A Brines mistake denied Aberdeen a point at Celtic Park Referee Iain Brines has admitted he wrongly disallowed the goal which could have finished Celtic's title challenge. Brines penalised Zander Diamond for handball seconds before the Aberdeen defender struck what would have been a last-minute equaliser at Celtic Park. However, Brines has used the Scottish FA website to explain his mistake. "Having had the opportunity to view the incident via television, I fully accept that I called this incident completely wrong," he said. Celtic's 1-0 win moved them two points clear at the top of the table, although Rangers have played three games less. The decision left Diamond and his colleagues enraged and the defender was critical of Brines after the game. The referee has since told the 'whistleblower' section of the SFA's website: "From the angle I had adopted, I observed the Aberdeen player Diamond jump to meet the ball and I believed he used his hand to aid the ball's flight beyond him. "Immediately I blew my whistle awarding a free-kick to Celtic. "The majority of players reacted to the whistle by stopping - the exception being Diamond who placed the ball into the Celtic goal. "Having adopted the position I did, it didn't allow me to gain the best view of what happened during the incident. "It is clear that the goal should not have been disallowed." In a post-match interview that may land Diamond in hot water, the Aberdeen man said: "Saying I used my hand is an absolute joke and that sums him up. "I thought he had a poor game. "The decision is unbelievable. If that's one of Scotland's top officials, I think we're in trouble."

I live 3500 miles away and my Timothy supporting friend from Edinburgh text me

It is hard to say who we should keep, I mean we only see them on the park, how do we know who is a good laugh in the dressing room?