OxfordDon

Celtic might as well not come out for the second half, we'll still beat ourselves 3-0.

Think that might be a whoosh

Similar question for todays game of Hearts v Sevco, I'd say a draw suits us best On another note, that Guantanamo Bay Sevco away strip is truly horrible.

Hemmin, keep the Pope out of fitba

As this thread starts to grow over time, It's clear you lot can at least rhyme, But then fears start to mount That you buggers can't count Hemmin, mind the fecking metre per line

Now that we've got all of this season's losses out the way early, should be a certainty.

Dear Santa, what I'd really like for Christmas is for Nancy to hang on until the 22nd.

I was going to say draw but this is much, much funnier.

Sake min, stop giving the Record ideas

penalty! * *fecking VAR

penalty?

penalty!

holy shit, Bilalovic does exist!

sAcK sWaddOn

Thelin finally noticed he accidentally put the wrong striker on - Nisbet coming on now