OxfordDon

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/66330843

This is why the football monitoring board will never work.

Warned you that profile pic thing was nothing but trouble.

First they get relegated, then they get beaten by Spartans, and now they've signed Louis Moult. Cant't be easy being a Utd fan right now.

What's on second

is the stream worth 8 quid?

My thoughts exactly. Imagine a wavering Teklic comes here just to quickly check Panda is happy before signing on the dotted line, hits the profile image page, thinks "but what if I put up a poorly judged image, or its the wrong kind of sheep?", self-doubt creeps in, he's up all night researching the differences between a cheviot and a scottish blackface, and in the morning high on caffeine and sleep deprivation his normally sound judgement goes out the window and he collapses in a heap of despair on the quilted floor of his opulent first floor library screaming "I can feel the weight of my own insignificant mortality crushing me under the towering edifice of the complexity of the universe and I no longer comprehend if we have a purpose in this life or if the concept of fate is simply a random pinwheel in the blackness of the abyss, so fuck it I'll sign for Borussia Mönchengladbach instead". Manc, I'm blaming you if this happens.

3-0 Ramadani screamer (apparently)

Duk's got one on too.

Seems Aberdeen is not immune to this ransacking of Scottish teams - rumours this morning that Saudi outfit Al-Hemmin have approached Aberdeen regarding Anthony Stewart for a "low seven figure sum". Saudis seem determined to snap up all our best talent.

Typo or suggestion?

I read that as optometrists, need to get my eyes checked

I mean, I suppose they need to talk about something.

I expect a Shinnie in 31 minutes time or else this pram is losing all its toys.

Does seem a shame, he clearly had the potential to become the new Mikey Devlin.

Thought Al had stopped going to games by then?

My word.

Reserving this space for my future judgement.

Hemmin, don't let the internet get to you, it's a bugger for stripping out the nuances of human conversation I think your question around which metrics by which the club should prioritise tickets when demand outstrips supply is a valid area of debate. To my eyes the club only really has access to 3 potential ones: - Financial contribution (season tickets, shareholders, donors etc) - voluntary contribution (volunteering, supporters clubs etc) - attendance (and there may be practical issues with measuring this for season tickets) The key question is how to weight these to be fair across fans - which I think was at the heart of your point, and the only way to resolve that is gathering opinions, yours included.

Seal of approval.

Clarkson, permanent, 4 year deal, fucking hell.

9 goals in his last 12 games, 1 goal in the 18 before that. Hoping he isn't the Slovenian Sam Cosgrove.

Man City win Champions League - turns out money can actually buy you everything. When does the FFP judgement come in?

I find this a strange statement. A "fantastic leader" drives the other players to higher levels of creativity, passing, goalscoring (and defending, concentration, motivation). He's the catnip of the squad and it's been pretty evident we are less effective as a team without him.

Hearts confirming today his full title is Technical Hitch Director