OxfordDon

Hearts joining this circus now, for One Season Only *TM. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/61719534

That seems a lot to pay for Curtis Main

In other news, I just beat Elon Musk and the Pope to the last pack of mince in my local Sainsburys. Somebody go tell them they are out of the running.

The league cup has a group stage?

Ex-dons. In every way.

Haven't checked the result - we still the most successful Scottish club in Europe then?

Pity we had to wait until the last game of the season to field a decent lineup. 3-0 Consi (hattrick)

A meaningless game so a great chance to get a look at who else we've got coming through the ranks. Didn't actually expect Goodwin to do it though, so fair play if he gives him some proper minutes.

I probably would've resorted to violence too

5 minutes left to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

Nice to know David reads the forum

On a positive note, Porteous is back in the Hibs side so that's our penalty sorted

Bates has been really close to getting the ball in the back of the net the last couple of games, I'd put money on him to score the winner this time. And then we've got all of next season to work on getting him to do it in the opponents goal instead.

I share your sentiment, hopefully this is effectively the last game and I can finally bury this season under the patio next to the putrifying remains of 2003-4.

I'm confused. Are we looking for facts, fact-based opinions, or just opinions?

Thank feck for McGhee.

When our luck finally turns, 2028-29 is going to be an amazing season.

Seems rather low to me, I think he should be paying us at least five figures.

Looking forward to our thrilling derbies with Cove next season

livi penalty. 2-0. This is relegation form.

Shambolic refereeing, shambolic defending, and we've now entered a dystopian parallel universe where our hopes rest on a naked McGhee saving us from relegation.

fabulous strike by bates there, unlucky not to score

Fify

Off to spraypaint "Any win is a Goodwin" on the side of the open-top bus in anticipation.