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Can only think we should have won that. Reasonably confident about the replay at their pit though, it holds no fear for us now.

hae a simmie

First of morelos's yellow cards already

Decking... My tablet censoring me.

Decking yaas. Cosgrove 1-0 penalty. What a start

Nice tag, but perhaps we need to up the minimum standard of effort to get official troll status, this feels like the bar has been set too low.

Back on topic... Scotsman seem convinced we were both in for Morgan and that he's going to Sunderland instead, no direct quotes though: https://www.scotsman.com/sport/football/competitions/scottish-cup/aberdeen-set-to-lose-out-to-sunderland-in-bid-for-lewis-morgan-1-4863894 They also seem to think we have proposed a 3 year deal for Greg Stewart, based on how he performs for the rest of the season. Scotsman, pinch of salt etc, but both interesting and January window related

Worst haiku ever.

No mobile skin as far as I'm aware, I'd second the call for enabling one though - would've thought the forum software behind the site would have that option, and this site is a bit of a pain in the McGhee to view on a phone/tablet.

Oot Oot The best the World Wide Web can offer oot 3-1 (cosgrove, Stewart, Logan) 16,883.5

I hear the pitch is being moved 15m vertically, new stand will be underneath

If you're looking for a new home I've a bridge you can buy.

Straight back into the team for today

You actually paid over 500 quid to Mensa? I guess that's one intelligence test you didn't pass

Depending on the type, standard IQ tests score between 132-148 for the 98th percentile (the minimum qualifying requirement for Mensa), so it is exactly Mensa level. I agree with your other point though about Lowe not being given a proper chance, here's hoping Derby's loss is our gain.

Was their brief basically "must be big, shiny and gold"? Definitely ticks those boxes.

Great news, hopefully Derby fans are so fickle that they write him off permanently after two games and he signs for us instead

Your trolling & punctuation both need work. 3/10

Teams are oot

Nonsense. We're Aberdonian, we're not happy unless we're miserable - a mere win isn't going to change that

I find your lack of ampersands disturbing.

Tom English and Pat Bonner being utterly dismissive of Aberdeen's chances on BBC radio, Richard Gordon not sounding too impressed with them

Lineups: No Devlin

Man charged over Aberdeen versus Rangers football bottle incident Good.

That whole video is like some kind of weird porn for JCB fetishists - I wonder if Milne watches it on repeat in a darkened room