OxfordDon

I hear the pitch is being moved 15m vertically, new stand will be underneath

If you're looking for a new home I've a bridge you can buy.

Straight back into the team for today

You actually paid over 500 quid to Mensa? I guess that's one intelligence test you didn't pass

Depending on the type, standard IQ tests score between 132-148 for the 98th percentile (the minimum qualifying requirement for Mensa), so it is exactly Mensa level. I agree with your other point though about Lowe not being given a proper chance, here's hoping Derby's loss is our gain.

Was their brief basically "must be big, shiny and gold"? Definitely ticks those boxes.

Great news, hopefully Derby fans are so fickle that they write him off permanently after two games and he signs for us instead

Your trolling & punctuation both need work. 3/10

Teams are oot

Nonsense. We're Aberdonian, we're not happy unless we're miserable - a mere win isn't going to change that

I find your lack of ampersands disturbing.

Tom English and Pat Bonner being utterly dismissive of Aberdeen's chances on BBC radio, Richard Gordon not sounding too impressed with them

Lineups: No Devlin

Man charged over Aberdeen versus Rangers football bottle incident Good.

That whole video is like some kind of weird porn for JCB fetishists - I wonder if Milne watches it on repeat in a darkened room

That's the very definition of plagiarism.

I can only presume they meant "blessing" and autocorrect changed it

Buoy has been treading water for ages, but current form seems to be getting stronger

What we need now is an Anderson.

3-0 Devlin pulls a McKenna

Ceci n'est pas une link

Nothing on his wikipedia page, I looked it up

away to Hibs/ ross county

I liked the one borrowed from Bertram Russell around the time Sevco were trying to poach McInnes - "better Red than Dead"

Good luck pulling Christie's salary out of that.