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Sake. Can you give an own goal to 3 players at once? 1 - 1

Papa Gueye Faceball 1 - St Mirren 0

From same sauce (Mr Burns), 4mil was Girona's initial offer and we've apparently knocked it back

He'll do.

Can only presume we are about to make an audacious bid for an aging N'Golo Kanté to stay within our "Shayden/Jayden/Hayden" rhyming triplets signing policy.

Told me he was mortified you blanked him, has never forgotten it

You hold him down, I'll get the pen.

We had Nicky Maynard and finished 2nd. Life is a mystery sometimes.

More than a few times, unless there's significant improvement before we play the bigger teams a defence of Ruby and Molloy might need to banned as a health risk, not sure my heart would take it. Nilsen didn't look the most mobile at times so not sure we can just rely on a defensive midfield either. Could see Macdonald back in as the older head mentoring an alternating Ruby and Molloy as they each get suspended in turn.

Just as well, as Shinnie was the best player on the park today.

New signing. Definitely wasn't here last season.

Goal - Shinnie. Bugger making me have to type.

Bookmarking this for future cut & pastes so I hopefully dont have to keep typing it every few minutes: Goal - Sokler

This. How are we meant to know there's a game on? Next we'll be getting told there's a delay in pie shipments and we'll have to play our remaining games at Hampden.

Feels like he's rapidly in danger of becoming this decade's Sone Aluko.

Can I be the first second to say.... meh.

doesn't even begin to describe it - they were 30 seconds away from going out and equalised in the 95th minute.

Got a decent pedigree at least, seems to have been at far bigger clubs in the past

Shame we couldn't keep Charlie Dodgson as well, those two were inseparable

Just tuned into BBC for the game at 8, been listening for 10 minutes and they haven't mentioned the other team yet, is it Portugal or Czech Republic England are playing tonight?

Bold move but not convinced he's experienced enough to get the gloves off Doohan.

I'm more worried we didn't let him go far enough away from Aberdeen, he might find his way back.

They'll be dancing in the streets of Ross

If whoever we are playing at home that day was daft enough to buy all those players off us, I will happily let them have that goal.