OxfordDon

I looked him up on Wikipedia. It's true.

what he meant to say. We'll see a lot of this until the zombies drop to 5th, then it will be Ian Cathro and Tommy Wright's turn. It's 1 part wishful thinking, 1 part envy, and 8 parts shit-stirring.

Awwww, McGoo has gone. I was looking forward to hammering him on the 11th, so he'd always be remembered as the man who was responsible for both our record win and record loss by managing to be on the losing side both times. Please please please please let him be the new Sevco manager.

Perfect example of why it exists

Hemmin, Soccerbase have got him down as 8 European goals total, AFC Heritage have him as 9. It's an SPFL conspiracy. http://www.soccerbase.com/players/player.sd?player_id=43228 Edit: I checked, and as far as i can tell, the problem is the Aberdeen-Fola Esch game on 30th June this year - it was scheduled so ridiculously early that it started outside of Soccerbase's definition of a Scottish season (beginning July), so they didnae include it, or the 97th minute penalty Rooney scored.

Sorry min, nae quite right there. It was his 99th goal in Scottish fitba, he scored 44 for ICT. Actually, yer both wrang. It was his 55th league goal for the Dons. his 73rd goal in all competitions for the Dons, his 99th Scottish league goal (for Dons/ICT), his 118th goal in Scottish fitba (126th if you include European matches) and his 163rd career goal. Hope that clears it up for you.

I'm waiting for the press release to be issued stating that Ferguson will be given the "interim" job until Ranieri/De Boer/Mourinho/2nd coming of Christ etc "become available". Because of course nobody would dream of turning down the opportunity to manage Sevco, it's just they are all a little busy right now to take the call. Oh, and please make sure you renew those season tickets in the meantime.

Well shipped more goals in one half today than we have in 2017.

Shinnie starts, Christie on the bench, no Stockley supersub moment this game though as Storey has his place on the bench.

Finishing off the last couple of drams in the bottle of this for today's game:

We could feasibly be 15 points clear of Sevco by next Sunday - and if we hammer Motherwell again on Saturday, we might get the added bonus of pushing McGoo into last place too. Looking forward to it.

I'm getting good at this - switched off after Sevco pen, switched back on to see McKays shot went in. Highly efficient zombie viewing Aaaand.. they've lost

Lee Wallace falls over in the box, penalty. 1-1

He even managed to deflect it in off a zombie's face for added bonus points

1-0 Caley. I literally opened the stream just in time to see Greg Tansey batter the ball in.

That entire story is spun out of one throwaway line in his interview:

Ironically, i would say that traditionally sentimentality is the very lifeblood of football, as the majority of fans are attached to their clubs through an irrational personal bond, regardless of how shite or well they are doing. It's why former players are often the first to be touted for managerial positions, and why potential signings to or from traditionally rival clubs can be met with huge resistance ("he's a hun" etc). However, the more that corporate (TV) money replaces fan-generated money, the more that will influence a club's decisions over what the fans think, and as you rightly say, corporations have no room for sentimentality.

some of those tweets have timestamps later than the timestamp of the story - clear case of write the headline then fill in the rest later

What they need now is an inspirational manager - one with a record of defying seemingly insurmountable odds, of achieving the impossible, one who will gain such success and riches for the club that his very name will become legend amongst supporters. If they hurry and phone down to the front desk, he might not have had time to leave the building yet.

*cough* Just testing, you understand... well spotted.

Oot T'internet Oot 3-2: McGinn, Rooney to put us in control in 1st half, 2nd half Taylor sent off & penalty, dodgy goal from corner to make the last 15 minutes erse-clenching until sub Stockley pops up to score in the last 3 minutes.

100/1 x pie = 314/1

Loan Summary for w/e 18/2/17: Cammy Smith cuptied for St Mirren's Challenge Cup 4-1 win over Welsh side TNS, Storie started but had a poor match and was subbed at half time. Shankland had a goal rather harshly disallowed for a handball in the buildup in Morton's 2-2 draw with Falkirk, which also ended Danny Roger's run of clean sheets. Harvie played the full 90 for Dumbarton in their 2-2 draw with Ayr Utd while McKenna warmed the bench. In League 2, Thomas was also an used sub in Montrose's 1-1 draw with Edinburgh City. PlayerTeamPlayed This week?Opponents & ResultPositionGoalsClean sheetCammy SmithSt Mirren (CH)CUP TIEDTNS WIN 4-1 (cup)FW--Craig StorieSt Mirren (CH)START (45')TNS WIN 4-1 (cup)MF0-Lawrence ShanklandMorton (CH)STARTFalkirk DRAW 2-2FW0-Scott McKennaAyr Utd (CH)BENCH (UNUSED)Dumbarton DRAW 2-2DEF--Daniel HarvieDumbarton (CH)STARTAyr Utd DRAW 2-2DEF0-Danny RogersFalkirk (CH)STARTMorton DRAW 2-2GK-NOAaron LennoxRaith Rovers (CH)INJUREDHibs DRAW 1-1GK--Dylan ThomasMontrose (L2)BENCH (UNUSED)Edinburgh City DRAW 1-1MF--

Paddypower have him at 100/1 to become the next zombies manager

2004 just called and wants its news back. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvin_Heemeyer It was indeed insane though.