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Loan Summary for w/e 4/2/17: Cammy Smith got an assist in St Mirren's 2-2 draw with Dumbarton, in which Smith, Storie and Harvie all played the full 90 minutes. Danny Rogers had a clean sheet for Falkirk's 2-0 win over Dunfermline, while Lawrence Shankland was a start for Morton's 3-0 loss to QoS. No sign of Scott McKenna in team or bench for Ayr Utd, but Dylan Thomas got a 7 minute runout for L2 Montrose. Finally, Aaron Lennox is still out counting his teeth, after taking a boot to the face in a bounce match back in January and gaining a fractured jaw. PlayerTeamPlayed This week?Opponents & ResultPositionGoalsClean sheetCammy SmithSt Mirren (CH)STARTDumbarton DRAW2-2FW0-Craig StorieSt Mirren (CH)STARTDumbarton DRAW2-2MF0-Lawrence ShanklandMorton (CH)STARTQoS LOSS 0-3FW0-Scott McKennaAyr Utd (CH)NO START/NO BENCHHibs DRAW 1-1DEF0-Daniel HarvieDumbarton (CH)STARTSt Mirren DRAW 2-2DEF0-Danny RogersFalkirk (CH)STARTDunfermline WIN 2-0GK-YESAaron LennoxRaith Rovers (CH)INJUREDDumbarton LOSS 1-3GK--Dylan ThomasMontrose (L2)SUB 83'Stirling Albion WIN 2-1MF0-

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Craig Storie got loads of game time today - for St Mirren during his season-long loan. Keep going min

Apparently they are nae actually intending coming, they're just going to mock up some photos to make it look like they did.

Flower of the Penguin?

I'd like to follow on by expressing outrage at the ridiculously low buyout clause that has been inserted in his contract. This is a brilliant way to start a rumour. I wonder which paper will pick up on it>

I was going to say i aim higher than that, but you beat me to it

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-38828988 There's got to be a song in that for tonight. On another note, love the before and after shots of Stoke's hairline in that article, Lazarus would be proud:

The threshold for cause to award a yellow card would have to be upped massively, or it would be the death of the game. The average number of cards per match in Scotland is roughly 4, so that would be 4 10-minute spells of uneven teams over 90 minutes every game. The Sevco-Dons match in December had 11 cards (9 yellows, 2 reds) - that's 9 players off the pitch for 10 minutes at a time, not counting the reds (which admittedly were at the end).

Well that was anti-climactic. 50% disappointed, 50% relieved.

Blackburn have just realised Celtic are trying to sell them Efe Ambrose:

Daily Record really makes up some pish - apparently Tic "knocked back £40M bid for Dembele". Aye right.

Ah, the good old Daily Mail. £1million seems almost as derisory as £500k. I'd imagine the club would be valuing at around the £1.5-2million mark for a January window sale, particularly if Cardiff are insisting on making up the difference with addons.

That's Hearts folded then, 1-0 just became 3-0 to Celtic. Guess as usual it's up to us to halt this endless fecking chat of records again then.

Maybe he's playing full of confidence and settled, having decided to stay Either way, i'd rather having him play well than nae, even if it means him leaving at the end of the season (caveat - nae to Hearts).

Loan Summary for w/e 28/1/17: PlayerTeamPlayed This week?Opponents & ResultPositionGoalsClean sheetCammy SmithSt Mirren (CH)STARTFalkirk LOSS 1-2FW0-Craig StorieSt Mirren (CH)START (sub 82)Falkirk LOSS 1-2MF0-Lawrence ShanklandMorton (CH)START (sub 84)Ayr Utd WIN 4-1FW0-Danny RogersFalkirk (CH)STARTSt Mirren WIN 2-1GK-NOScott McKennaAyr Utd (CH)STARTMorton LOSS 1-4DEF0-Daniel HarvieDumbarton (CH)STARTRaith Rovers WIN 3-1DEF1-Aaron LennoxRaith Rovers (CH)INJUREDDumbarton LOSS 1-3GK--Dylan ThomasMontrose (L2)SUB 90+4Berwick WIN 2-1MF0-

I'll stick a photie up next time i make it

I'm affy suspicious of cabbage. Broccoli and cauliflower dinnae get much love fae me either.

Shankland has switched to Morton, and is up against Scott McKenna in about 5 minutes - Ayr v Morton live on Alba. Both starting in their respective sides. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/football/38782967

Surprised there doesn't seem to be an existing thread in this vein on this forum (apologies if there actually is and i've missed it), so thought i'd start one - always interesting to see how our young uns are doing elsewhere. CURRENT LOANS: FW Cammy Smith (on loan at St Mirren) - MOVED FROM DUNDEE UTD - END OF SEASON MF Craig Storie (on loan at St Mirren) - END OF SEASON FW Lawrence Shankland (on loan at Greenock Morton) - MOVED FROM ST MIRREN - END OF SEASON DF Scott McKenna (on loan at Ayr United) - EXTENDED TO END OF SEASON DF Daniel Harvie (on loan at Dumbarton) - EXTENDED TO END OF SEASON FW Connor McLennan (on loan at Brechin City) - ENDED GK Danny Rogers (on loan at Falkirk) - END OF SEASON GK Aaron Lennox (on loan at Raith Rovers) - INJURED - END OF SEASON MF Dylan Thomas (on loan at Montrose) - END OF SEASON FW Joe Nuttall (on loan at Stranraer) - ENDED GK Robbie Mutch (on loan at Arbroath) - ENDED Have i missed anyone? Left back Daniel Harvie just scored a 20-yard screamer for Dumbarton against Raith Rovers.

Sorry min, i only popped in at halftime

Dear SFA/SFPL, to save you money and whistles, i have created an artificial intelligence to replace Willie Collum. I have modelled it to follow his behavioural patterns as closely as possible and believe it to be a wholly accurate representation. To implement, please run the code below for the duration of the match on any mobile phone, Amstrad calculator or internet-enabled toaster and apply the output: START (match) { IF match=RUNNING THEN: { IF televised=YES THEN panic=YES IF WINNING=OPPOSITION THEN panic=YES IF depth=OUT THEN panic=YES IF panic=YES THEN redcard=YES IF redcard=YES THEN: { IF redcard=SEVCO OR redcard=CELTIC THEN panic=YES IF redcard>1 AND (previousredcard=SEVCO OR previousredcard=CELTIC) THEN redcard=OPPOSITION IF WINNING=OPPOSITION THEN redcard=OPPOSITION } } IF match=RUNNING THEN GOTO 1 } END (match)

The irony is already there: Trump's wall: Mexican construction firms likely to be biggest winners

I've just come in and seen the 2 red cards, and thought to maself "well, Collum is disgraced and down refereeing lower league games now so it can't be him" Guess i was wrong

Hemmin Niall, just sign the bloody thing - yer nae going anywhere, we winnae let you. edit - i've just realised how the title of this (old) thread may be construed, apologies to anyone i've just given a heart attack to