MálagaSheep

Put yer orders in, will full a suitcase for you next Saturday

Fucking lettuce? Only in the UK

The wife picked it, with all the wet weather we have had its growing like wildfire in the campo just now! Thought u were getting a takeaway from the Indian on john street min?

Cheap Spanish steak, wild mushrooms, Spanish peppers and hand picked asparagus. White wine

Feet - Havanas flip flops Punts - N/A Cover the Stroop and erse - nike, Atletico de Madrid shorts. Cover the papps and belly - a cheap and cheerful tshirt from decathlon. Am probably one o the roughest looking buggers gan about! I learned a lesson since moving here, sun lotion stains your clothes and nobody gives a fuck, except from British tourists. Spot the daft cunts a mile away

Only the nigel! Le frog, fooking hell

Got to admit. I have stuck ma stoop in a pint before, and with it being cold a little pee snuck out. And the wanker drank it. Pleasing

So wid aye! And i am a bit younger! I like the more experienced women!

Nothing more hellish than a pub full o plastic guffs watching English PL and of course old firm wankers that have no ideia where ibrox and parkhead are!

Brilliant game played by sportsmen! A game I couldn't play because I feared getting hurt! And am 6f6" built like a brick shithouse.

No min, I hadn't a clue who she was. The wife pointed her out. Her appearance was a bit "look at me" stuck up cow

Need to get that app. Ive been licking the wrang hole!

Ffs, going to miss most o the game, will try and get on ma fone and get some banter on the live chat!

Boring bastard! Anything else you would like to add?

First two photos put me clean aff, but the last one, nae bad set o pins, could be done with a bit o colour in them tho.

Seen her in my local a while back, Claire King or Kim Tate Snobby cow. No

I can not comment on that my dear Buc, or the perverts will be hounding me! Will say

Here min, have a simmie from yer friendly gringo

The Buc and Donsdaft coffee morning? Or have I missed a thread that the two o them have been upsetting someone? I dont read politics threads so it must be in there somewhere. Having the pleasure o meeting Buc, i could only assume that its a certain party political group has gave him a dose o broken leg votes. From 14 to -12 in a space o couple o days. And well DD, bloody hell, have u been speaking of your love for the Glasgow gruesome twosome again? Wtf is going on?

Fars tam

Anyone funcy a yap the night on live chat?

That looks good min Oxford, u make that? Hamemade steak pie the night, ( sorry no photos)

COYR Ready for the action