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Just checking that you do know it's not this Sunday?

8 pints at the end of the night and only if no one sees her carry me home from the pub

Aye, aye, ok good news about the boiler but what about my bloody Ford Fiesta extended warranty?

I imagine the powers that be must have been so desperate to hand us Gollum. Common sense obviously prevailed. Either that or Gollum is away on holiday cup final weekend.

Seems like the guys working behind the scenes have done a nice bit of business there. Good on them. Good on Saltire as well. Anyone with over 150 loyalty points can cash them in and jump on the plane. (not true)

Sell your ticket and buy 3 seats together in general sale. Or phone the ticket office, tell them your situation and I'm sure they would refund your ticket leaving you able to buy 3 later on. You sure you've been allocated their points? I didn't think it was possible for one account holder to be given more than 1 set of points per game.

chicken baster, f*ck sake now you've got me hungry

Just had a quick scan through google images, I'm sure there is better ones on the go. Sky news reporter, she's a right cocky bitch but just something about her

You still would though....

As in I just gave Gervaise a simmie for his use if vaginal excema in the WYOWYN thread.

Trust Gervaise to lower the tone. :laughing: Personally I think she is brilliant. A three in the bed romp with me, her and Kay Burley and I would be a happy man.

I reckon ten caats Saturday WYOWYN has been moved in to quarantine so how about Sky news' roving reporter Alex Crawford? She fairly gets about, covers all that war stuff that's going on and she was also all over the Oscar Pistorious malarky. Chose 4 photos but she always seems to look exactly the same so could of saved the bandwith by using only one. Anyway.... How far would RS walk and WYOWYN?

Naebody explained the whole simmie/durrant thing to you yet disco pistol?

Nothing to add. I'm only here to try and blag an extended warranty on a Ford Fiesta.

Sorry I can't answer your question redz but I moved into my flat when this development was made 12 years ago. Kirkwood homes (who built it) were responsible for upkeep of the communal grass, bin areas etc.... all of a sudden the guys who cut the grass stopped and no one knew why. Turns out it was in the deeds that they were only responsible for the upkeep for 4 years. No one really knew what was going on. The grass was about waist high by the time we managed to get it sorted out. Luckily enough the guy that lived above me was kind enough to organise it and (nearly) all of the flats agreed to pay subs every year for a local company to do the work and that's the way it has been since. Maybe worth buying your weegies out but with 78 odd houses you would need someone to take charge and who has the time to keep tabs on it. Most folk would realise that it needs doing and you could probably save a load of money getting someone local to do it but you always get the awkward ones who don't like being told what to do.

All the right pipes, in all the right places. I'd give her thermostat a tickle.

2 pints and a jagerbomb and I'd be all over that bubble heed. Would just be a quicky round the back of the Meldrum Arms though, couldn't chance waking up to that in the morning.

Morgana Robinsons impression of her is hilarious. No chance I'd be able to shoulder barge her in to the back of the van. It's a no from me.

Going back to my original point, Is it not a bit telling that after DM has said he is using the remaining games to let the players show they deserve to start in the final he drops McGinn to the bench? If it was his intention to let Niall know he wants him to pull his finger out a bit then I can't see him starting the final because he was pretty gash when he came on at Partick.

Well so far I think we have sorted DM's starting back 4. Also seems we are keeping Rooney as super-sub. Gets a bit tricky now though. He said players are auditioning for the right to start, then he drops McGinn against Partick. We weren't perfect but I thought the formation worked well. I was down at the game and I could tell DM was desperate to get Niall on but he didn't have a good game atall for the time he was on. He hasn't got a great record against the tims either so.... ....Should he start? We all know Derek keeps an eye on this site for inspiration so keep the ideas coming in

With DM stating that the squad are playing for the right to start in the cup final, who do you think deserve the right to be in the starting 11? One more game up in Inverness before the big day but on last nights performance, who do you think should get the nod? Did the formation against Partick work well enough to justify using it against Timmy? Did McGinn do enough to back up his stake in the starting team? Now, personally, I don't have a scooby when it comes to formations etc but I'd like to see Stockley start if it's a choice of him or Rooney. For the back 4 I reckon: Logan O'connor Considine Shinnie should be starting.... .... and I'll leave the rest up to you fine folk.

What the hell is that? She looks, how should I say..... the vulnerable type. I think there could be repercussions if I was to man-handle her in to the back of the van. For that reason and that reason only, I'm out!

I had a soft spot for the wee scouse cutie that modelled on page 3. She was on it quite a lot maybe 2 or 3 years ago. Anyone ken who I'm meaning?

Could be a struggle to bundle her in to the back of the van but i'll give it a try.

Nevicas Paperboys doing their rounds themselves without mum or dad helping them with the heavy bag. Good practical jokes in the local shops (the fake 50p that you stuck to the ground and watch old biddies try to pick it up ) 18 a-side fitba in the local playpark till it got dark or 30+ kids fae alround town playing a mass game of hide'n'seek