No, it's gonna happen, I discussed it earlier with a poster on a certain other site..
Last day of the season Hearts v Utd and Us v Huns at Ibrox.
If Hearts & Utd draw, we finish 5th, they're both in Europe UNLESS we win at Ibrox, then we get 3rd.
I'm still working on the finer details in this dream, but I think a late Darren Mackie goal to take us into europe would be ideal