dave_min

I was there last weekend. Its rather surreal, yet doesn't have significantly fewer facilities than Aberdeen Station.

You got addresses for all of them?

Take it we didn't win then?

I did some calculations this afternoon, and if we knock down 'todders, and build over the road behind the Mainer and into the Carpark, we can quite easily build a replica of the Allianz down by the beach. I'm new to architecture though, so who should I send my invoice too?

It's almost irresponsible not to do that while you can still get away with it. Its a right bitch when it all catches up with you though... In other news, all you old folk with your 10 buy-to-let properties so that me & Tyrant cannae get on the housing ladder should all quit yer jobs and fuck off: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-17855240

You like yer pies cold like?

Agreed.

Can't afford £500k, yet can pay off the £130million debt

Looked more threatening than anybody else in red did on Saturday, but fuck it, blame him anyway.

Aye, Anderson has only spent 10 years at the pishest Dons team in history You honestly think McLeish & Miller would have stayed on as long had the Dons not won a fucking thing the whole time they'd endured there. Comparing the Dons team then and now is like comparing Apples with Syphilis. I take it Darren Mackie is a 'legend' in your eyes then? He has spent his whole career at the Dons afterall.

Pish.

I met Bobby Gillespie's Dad at Cathkin Park. That Beerhall by Central Station sells Augestiner. The keeper didn't have a save to make. Pish.

As true as that is, there's also sweet fuck all keeping on a manager who's quite clearly not the right man for the job.

You organizing the Donstalk one this year?

I watched it on the Daily Record's website.

Whats your Top 10 Will Ferrell films then?

Was lost on me though I thought 'The Classic' was still a few weeks away.

Who were they playing?

Aye - I certainly pre-judged him before I seen the video. Having seen it recon he should be let off.

Probably just go to Scotland games instead, maybe throw in the odd foreign pre-season game and a bit of #cupfever, but the SPL will be pretty much dead to me. Then I'd go kill everyone.

You seem to have some father issues. Go see a therapist. I once met the cunt (Chick Young - nae Maverick Da) checking in a hotel, and can confirm he's a total dick.

It's a complete fucking rip-off. I only renewed cause of the convenience of the 'season ticket' you can get. That and the guaranteed away tickets