We are not far away from the Helicopter Sunday pinnacle for Scottish football, where every team gets beat by 5, 6 or 7 goals every single time they play one of the 'Old Firm'.
The league title will then come down to a goal, when one wins 6-0, and one wins 4-1. The team that loses 6-0 will be accused of cheating by the runner up.
Helicopters, or maybe drones now, will be buzzing about the sky with the league trophy dangling.
Celtic 8 Aberdeen 0.