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Three good belts to her chops and she barely flinches... I reckon she could have kicked that guy's fanny in if she'd bothered to retaliate.

Everything's in place for a sterling season come August, so keep your chin up We'll have Milne in charge, driving the club forward with his legendary decision-making and ambition unabated. We'll have Willie Miller sort of hanging around doing... whatever it is he's doing for his couple hundred grand. We'll have Craigie Broon, good old Craigie Broon, whipping the players into a frenzy of competitiveness not seen since Bannockburn. We'll have maybe one 'Stellar Signing' in the mold of Chris Clark to look forward to. A midfield that has a massive amount of experience and even more arthritis. Crowds about the size you might see standing around watching a drunken fight on Union Street of a Setterday night. The local media will be rife with news of the imminent building of the Superstadium in the Loirston tattie field. The superstadium that the club scheduled to start around October 2011. With its 60,000 capacity, retractable roof, bars, restaurants, bouncy castles and rocket launch site all within the grounds of the land we apparently haven't even bought yet This Red Revolution isnae half bad, eh?

The guy in the middle is the spitting image of the Jew who presented Words and Pictures... Henry Woolf. The fucking spitting image. He's the guy intro-ing this... I'd quite like to hear these lads' manifesto... in their own words.

I have it... it's somewhere between useless and pointless.

Is the answer Two Romanian Immigrant Sponging off British Welfare?

I read about this in Psychological Science... seems a pretty reasonable assessment from my experience. It appears the further right you get, well, the wiring just seems to get completely fucked up. There also needs to be a study on the mental health of right wingers. I think that would open a few eyes, because most of the crazies.. I mean REAL fucking batshit mental crazies... seem to be right wingers. Racism, homophobia, stupidity, lunacy... while not the sole domain of the right, certainly appears to be a market largely cornered by the right.

You stand at the top of the Broad Hill on a windy day and tell me you're not nervous about walking into Pittodrie without a hard hat. And if I were Stewart Milne you would know full well there's not a hope in fucking Hell of getting 5 poond oot meh. You have to learn to stand on your own two feet, you see. Giving you money is just going to "mak the sit-chee-ashin wirse, now."

16 years without a trophy of any kind. Repeated flirting with relegation. A Stadium that could fall down at any moment. A spiraling debt. Wages reduced season after season. significantly reduced quality in playing staff. A paper thin squad that doesn't even have players to fill every position naturally. 360 minutes of league football without a goal. The prospect of bottom six football for the third year in a row. ...after almost two decades of this, can I ask... "When can we panic?" Brown's a sweet auld lad, really he is, but i'm nae sure he's still playing with the full deck.

We made a fair bit of cash off the Hignett charade.... as for wages, the club can only blame itself for paying top dollar for substandard shit. Hignett was a cunt though.

Terrible, terrible, terrible footballer. The argument that he 'scores some important goals' is weak, given he's been at the club for a decade. You would expect ANYONE in a forward position for ten years to score some important goals... in fact a better striker would have score a larger number of important goals. So another way of looking at it is that Mackie, over a decade, hasn't scored nearly enough important goals. In fact, he hasn't scored nearly enough goals. What's he averaging out at, something like 6.5 goals a season? That he has played his entire career in the top flight of Scottish football is a sad indictment of Scottish football, but in particular of where Aberdeen has been as a club for far too long.

A wee vid I made, speculating on what went on at the LSC regarding Zander's move there. It could have happened.

I wonder if he'll 'snort some cocaine up his nose'.

Actually that would be pretty damn funny, and typically Aberdeen. "Hey, Sone.. we've a surprise for you." "Aye, what's that?" "A Nigerian lad.. we signed him to keep you company! Say something in Nigerian to him then" "I'm English.... I was born in London, I speak with a cockney accent and eat jellied eels" "Fuuuuuuuuuuuck! We were gan tae put you lads in a cage together and see if anything magical happened."

Actually, looking at the Aberdeen squad, there's a startling lack of leadership. Fuck it, Buchan was only 12 when he was handed the Aberdeen captaincy, why not give it to Fyvie... with the warning that if he fucks up he'll get a kicking from.. shit, we've no players capable of giving anyone a good kicking either... Maybe Hartley can come back once a week to just growl at the players. That'd be worth a wage in itself.

Gavin Rae is exactly the kind of over-the-hill old dude looking to pick up a pay cheque in the twilight of his career sort of a signing that Aberdeen should be looking at. Maybe we can sign a fucking sloth from Edinburgh zoo inna, just to give the team the exact amount of pace and energy the SPL demands.