We're going to start an incentive programme for the players.
Instead of a Man of the Match, the sponsors will vote for Worst Player each game. That player will then be taken round the back of the RDS and shot. His rotting corpse will then be displayed in the home dressing room as a reminder for the others.
I'm not so sure it's a dig at the fans. After all, we don't have to understand or implement the tactics.
And to be honest, I don't really care how they play now, I just want them to manage a few scrappy, crappy 1 - 0 wins.
In or Oot : oot
Furry Boots : Asleep in bed
Pre Matcher: Asleep in bed
Post Matcher: feeding 32 dogs their breakfast
Prediction : 0 - 0 (ever the optimist)