One Bobby Clark

We're going to start an incentive programme for the players. Instead of a Man of the Match, the sponsors will vote for Worst Player each game. That player will then be taken round the back of the RDS and shot. His rotting corpse will then be displayed in the home dressing room as a reminder for the others.

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Geez, either we fans have unrealistic expectations or else we're just apathetic. I knew it was our fault.

I can't believe you are downplaying the seriousness of the toaster situation. It's been all downhill since then.........................

I'm not so sure it's a dig at the fans. After all, we don't have to understand or implement the tactics. And to be honest, I don't really care how they play now, I just want them to manage a few scrappy, crappy 1 - 0 wins.

+ 1 No idea where any optimism could possibly be coming from, other than the bottom of a bottle.

sack yesterday

And take those gutless, talentless wasters that call themselves AFC with you.

Well, good luck with that bit....... highly unlikely I'd say.

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Foster signed a 3 and a half year contract last January.

Feel really sorry for the lad. Hopefully he'll make a full recovery. Damn shame.

what he said

2 wins, 2 clean sheets Long may this trend continue.

Good morning chaps. What a great way to start my day, and our season. 3 pens...... that's our quota for the season used up then.

In or Oot : oot Furry Boots : Asleep in bed Pre Matcher: Asleep in bed Post Matcher: feeding 32 dogs their breakfast Prediction : 0 - 0 (ever the optimist)

A fair degree of trepidation.

That's a neat trick - I thought he was in greece?

och naw, he cannae do that, that'll mess up his goal every 7 games ratio.

Messi, Inzaghi, di Maria, Xavi, Iniesta (diving git), Joe Cole, Ozil, the liist goes on. None of them are exactly modern day Goliaths.

it's all part of the plan, mcghee is lulling all the other teams into a false sense of just how shite we are pretending to be

Aye, very good Neil, perhaps if he had made 4 saves, you wouldn't have lost 3 nil

Is there anyone from the "glass is half full" camp that managed to find anything positive out of the game?

sounds like he'll fit right in here

Maybe he's practising his " wtf" glare when our defenders let the other teams' forwards run free.